Aiko Melendez Sued by Ex-Boyfriend Patrick Meneses

Aiko Melendez is facing a court battle with her ex-boyfriend, Bulacan, Bulacan Mayor Patrick Meneses over libel and defamation of character.

And so Aiko Melenez and her man troubles continue. First the annulments of her marriages with actor Jomari Yllana and Chef Martin Jickain, and now this.

Aiko Melendez and the Mayor broke up on February 14, 2011 and two agreed not to speak about the reason behind the breakup to the media.

Well, psycho Aiko apparently went behind the mayor's back and plotted her revenge via twitter's direct messaging.

In a nut shell, Aiko and a gay friend colluded to spread the rumor that Mayor Patrick Meneses is gay through blind items.

Aiko Melendez, ang babaeng walang pahinga ----- sa lalaki.

It seems to me like Aiko doesn't take a rest in between relationships. In her defense, her lady parts probably get easily lonely. So, what can you do?

Since that's as far as the loneliness of Aiko's lady parts I am willing to talk about, I want to point out the wrongness of it all.

This is a diabolical plan MAJOR FAIL!

Using Twitter is like stealing and leaving a business card behind for the authorities to find you.

With Aiko and her cohort, I just can't.

Why not do the scheming over regular post? I know it would be slow but at least safer. We all know postal workers are only on the look out for money stuffed between greeting cards. If they don't find any currency there, your letter is safe.

So Mayor Patrick's first reaction upon reading the transcript of Aiko and her cohort's plan was "Nakakapangilabot."

Now why did I imagine that word being said by a convent-bred high school girl after seeing her first penis? "Nakakapangilabot" Why?!

The transcript also says that Mayor Patrick and his lover were caught by a roomboy at a resort tending to each others genital warts.

Aiko, naisip mo yun? Ewwwwww...

So which side do I believe? Hard to decide considering the source, Cristy Fermin.

Cristy Fermin, who has been convicted of estafa and libel, has a motive in bringing down Aiko Melendez. His name is Enrico Roque, the mayor of Pandi, Bulacan and the third party (allegedly) that broke up this love story.

I am assuming Enrique Roque, also the owner of Bodega ng Bayan, is one of Cristy Fermin's enveloper givers so it follows that Cristy Fermin would fight to the death to save her source of low-cost home appliances. Just like how she defends Willie Revillame who gave her a van just because.

Now Mayor Patrick and Mayor Enrico have both filed libel and defamation of character against Aiko in court.

Aiko was also declared persona non grata by Bulacan's Mayor League.

What does this entail? Does this mean Aiko can't step in Bulacan? What is the consequence if Aiko decides to go to Baguio and she has to pass through Bulacan to get there?

If there's a penalty, then Aiko can no longer get to any point in Luzon unlike a taxi, ever?

So many questions, .

I think type of punishment is no skin off Aiko's nose. I mean the mayors could have hurt her much worst if they ordered that Aiko can't date, much less marry, a person who resides in, or who has even a smidgen of connection to, Bulacan.