Friday, July 10, 2009

Ruffa Gutierrez Changes Facebook Status from Single to It’s Complicated


It’s a veerrry slow day in local showbiz when something as mundane as a celebrity’s status on a social networking site is breaking news.

I guess it is really complicated if you are Ruffa Gutierrez.

She is not divorced from the indiscretion of her youth, her first husband who her mom called PG (patay gutom). She’s a second princess so she had a second husband. Is her second marriage null since technically she was still married when she married her second? If not, isn’t that called bigamy? Then, there’s John Lloyd Cruz, whom she played tourist guide for when they were (conveniently) at the same area at the same time.


There's one or two paparazzi shots of Ruffa Gutierrez and John Lloyd Cruz walking into a hotel and shopping floating around the Internets.

I don’t know what the big deal is with the Ruffa-John Lloyd romance. Her mommyger Anabelle Rama was initially against, even making a big fuss about on national TV. Since then, Anabelle has made a fast 360, faster than I can say “gimmick.”

Ano ba masama? John Lloyd is obviously on the rebound after breaking up with his stylist girlfriend and after getting shut down by Sarah Geronimo’s stage mother. Si Ruffa nagdadalaga for the second time and is available. The stars where aligned for them, so let them be.

It’s not Ruffa’s lovelife I’m interested in. Rather, I’m on a Ruffa cheeks and lips watch. I really love the Chipmunks movie, but I don’t know how I feel about chipmunk cheeks on a second princess. As for the lips, duck lips are flattering on a, ah, duck, but not on a second princess.

Who know who can benefit from a silicone injection or two on the lips? Jake Cuenca. Manipis ang nguso. He’s been tight-lipped ever since. He looks perpetually displeased about something, or he looks like he smelled something rotten that’s why he is displeased.

Speaking of Jake Cuenca, I read (in a tabloid, of course) Kim Chu got herself a boob job. With the kind of frame she has, big boobs, even medium-sized boobs, is pansinin. I have a friend. She’s tiny and she’s got 36Ds. Pansinin nga. LOL .. If true, about the boob job, I mean, then good luck to Kim Chu. I hope she doesn’t topple over.

4 comments:

  1. let them be!!! Ruffa has always been gorgeous and a stand out when it comes to beauty so she doesnt need to enhance her face with botox injections. I think you are referring to her ex-bestfriend Gretchen Barretto and not Ruffa.
    People are curious about this "couple" that's why the news is so hot! Let's see if they remain friends or they take the leap of faith and follow their hearts. This will be interesting to watch.

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  2. youre just a bitter writer,why are u jealous of kim chiu,so much,why not attack others worst than if ever she has,u are so pathetic,ur living ur life w bitterness,get a life psycho n be happy for others

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  3. I agree with you about Kim Chiu.. Not sure if she has the boob job though. But I think compared to her older pictures and from what she looked before, it seems like her boobs is getting bigger. And I know for sure she was flat chested/ has a small breasts. It's either what you said is true or she is wearing padding/silicones/bigger bras and wearing makeup to create the illusion she has some because honestly it doesn't look like she gained weight at all. She still looks hecka skinny compared to they way she looked at PBB and she didn't have boobs then. Now, she's skinny and have boobs?? That doesn't make any sense at all. :S

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  4. I love your blog seriously! its hilarious and witty!!! keep it up! hahaha

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