Mikey Arroyo: How Do You Earn Millions?

Mikey Arroyo and his brother Dato are in the center of a controversy regarding their unexplained wealth.

I never once read from Francisco J. Colayco’s Bulgar column “Easy Money” (Pera Mo Palaguin Mo) the advice “get elected for public office” as a sure way to become a multi-millionaire.

This is so obvious and has become a tradition. Of course, not all public/government official does this. Yun lang mga ganid sa pera at kapangyarihan.

Apparently, matapang ang hiya ni Mickey to appear on TV via Unang Hirit to explain his side of the controvery.

Click the YouTube videos below to hear how Mikey Arroyo wormed his way out of the current controversy he’s in and whether he succeeded.

I’m still not decided whether it was stupidity or sheer arrogance that made Mickey Arroyo appear on a live TV program to answer/clear the allegations regarding his wealth that dramatically increased over a short period of time.

Kudos to Winnie Monsod and Arnod Clavio for not treating Mickey Arroyo with kid gloves, thereby allowing us to see that Mikey’s Mama has not trained him sufficiently well on how to lie. What he learned from his Papa is, if no answer comes to mind just say “ask my lawyer.”

’Ina! Hindi man lang natakot humarap kay Winnie Monsod na hindi handa sa sagot nya. Uminom ka naman ng kapeng barako, yung hindi dumaan sa coffee maker, para nerbiyusin ka naman ng konti.

So how did Mikey Arroyo earn his millions? According to him, he got it from generous wedding gifts and excess campaign donations. Campaign donations. What a moron. “As far as I’m concerned.” Bobo. I think it’s safe to say that Mikey Arroyo fell out of the idiot tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Another way to earn millions is through lotto. Who among us did not receive that chain e-mail alleging that the winners of the multi-million peso lotto jackpots are Mikey and Dato? The lotto are draws are said to be manipulated to make it appear that there is a winner(s) when there’s none. Kung totoo ito, hindi sana kayo buhayin ng madlang Pilipino.

Mga ganid! There’s already a special place for you and your family in hell. Enjoy your millions there.