Friday, September 4, 2009

Survivor Philippines Palau: Week 3 – Who Got Voted Out?


Maya, the pilot, is the castaway to be voted out in the third week of Survivor Philippines Palau.

Maya is one of my pre-game favorites because of her being a woman in the military field. Unfortunately that fact made her decide to fly under the radar. Too off the radar that she became invisible and appeared weak to her tribemates.

All is not lost because she’s bound for Isla Purgatoryo where she will go up against Justine for the right to stay in the island and a chance to make it to the merge.


Why was it not Troy? I need Troy to be out two episodes ago. He’s an ass, not even a charming ass. He’s a perv and a poseur. Mentalist - my big ass!

The editing made it looked like Mika and Amanda were adamant about voting out Troy and and were willing to take their chances in a tie. Alas, those two turned out to be the deciding votes that snuffed out Maya’s torch. For Amanda’s and Mika’s sake, let’s hope Shaun stay true to his word about booting out Troy and Vlad in favor of the two girls. Otherwise, they should have allowed the tie and let the chips fall where they may.

Speaking of tribal council, why is Paolo Bediones meddling too much in what’s going on in each tribe? Last I heard he’s just the host whose job is to make a play-by-play commentary during challenges and moderate the discussion during TC.

So, why is Paolo making inter-tribe commentaries such as what Charles and Marvin said about the other tribe? To create more artificial drama but I thought the tribes have no knowledge of each other’s camp life. SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP, PAOLO!

Isla Purgatoryo: So technically Carol, the School Teacher, was the first castaway voted out of Palau. True to Justine’s words “pinakain ang bisita dahil mamaya ng konti uuwi na rin siya ng Pilipinas.”

By the way, did any of you notice that Justine has allowed herself to exhibit “gay mannerisms and speech pattern” now that she’s all by her lonesome. Jumbo doesn’t count because what could the dog do or say? Judge her?

Reward Challenge: Koror won the challenge and got a sumptuous breakfast feast for their efforts.

Immunity Challenge:
Koror is on a roll because they too won this challenge, huge thanks to Marvin. Marvin is my eye candy in this season, but he is turning out to be capable, too capable, which could put a huge target on his back sooner or later.

Troy, I would like to see that cut-off penis of yours now served on a platter. Promise mo yan. Three Korors were able to lift Jumbolado to the finish line. They didn’t exactly lift him up but, you know, that push and pull strategy also worked.

Vlad: Geesh, what an alpha male. Mika and Amanda have more claim to the title than you do.

Charles’ personality is slowly coming out so from being a potential first bootee, the names coming out now are Tara’s and Marvin’s. Charles brings the funny, especially this week’s episodes.

Tara, down girl. I know it’s hard being surrounded by all those testosterone, but you can get some when you come home in the next few episodes.

Charles: Get over yourself. Tara switched to Suzuki and Charles because you turned her down? Please, bitch.

All others – meh. I don’t have an opinion because they are either useless or no personalities.

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