Lani Mercado, Bong Revilla Renew Wedding Vows

Lani Mercado and Bong Revilla renewed their marriage vow on May 28, well ahead of the 2016 national elections.

The grand ceremony was attended by the who's who of local politics, business and showbiz, such as Manny Pacquiao, the top honchos of channels 7 and 4, Lily Monteverde.

Husband and wife spoke their vows, and surprisingly no lightning struck Bong Revilla dead and when said his vows inside the church:

"...Thank you for being a pillar for me during my political career. I will choose you to be my wife and the mother of my children in the next life. May the Lord bless us for another 25 years. I love you, I love you. I'm yours alone forever."

No lighting, unfortch. But Gretchen Barreto, Josephine Canonizado, Dina Bonnevie and Ruffa Mae Quinto were seen with a definite smirk on their faces. Like they were saying, "Really, Bong?"

And Lani Mercado's vomit-inducing vows:

"Papa, we both know people have their own way of looking at our relationship. We proved them wrong. I never suffered from the intrigues, except the you-know-what. I never suffer. I just keep on loving and understanding you. I don’t expect any more hurts from the you-know-what department from now on, Papa."

Lani, just say it. Just say the word "womanizing," "pambabae". Why be vague when practically all the Philippines know that your husband has stepped out on you several times? Everybody knows except you.

Lani is correct not to expect any more hanky-panky from Bong Revilla in the other women department. He has delusions of becoming a Philippine President. Bong can refrain, or at the very least, be discreet until he is safely installed in Malacanang.

If Jesus decides to take a rest and come down from the cross for a spell, Lani Mercado has all the qualifications to take Jesus' place.

I feel like Lani Mercado and Bong Revilla have been renewing their vows every year. It's not enough that Bong Revilla is on my TC every Sunday, but I don't see him on any Senate hearing.

Bong Revilla is really hard at work trying to secure his place as the Philippines' next president. Makes me want to wish that the Mayans are correct and that the world will come to an end in 2012. It's worth it to see the world ends before Bong Revilla attains his dream of world domination.

Mo Twister, Rhia Ramos Breaks Up

So Mo Twister and Rhian Ramos have broken up. And we did not even know they were on.

Let's see. Rhian Ramos sent a breakup tweet to Mo, which she denied. Naturally, DJ Mo got it twisted and replied to Rhian's alleged breakup tweet. Then, all hell broke lose.

So bottomline, Twitter played a pivotal role in the breakup and got scorched for it by Mo. The blaming, the cheesy reminiscing and the regrets all played out on Twitter and read by hundreds of DJ Mo's and Rhian Ramos' followers. Goody- for us!!

It's safe to say DJ Mo never got the memo about not twitting or FB-ing when drunk, high or depressed.

We know nepotism played, or is still playing an important role, in Rhian's showbiz career, but poor girl just the same. Outed as a down-low slut by a midget with a motormouth. Bad for her sweet image. And how ironic that Rhian kept her thing with DJ Mo as a secret because of her sweet public image.

Have we seen Rhian Ramos lately in any of GMA's prime time shows? This spectacle with DJ Mo will certainly do no favors to Rhian's career, nepotism or not.

I do believe Rhian Ramos traded down when she got it on with DJ Mo. Maybe DJ Mo is big elsewhere. But still, DJ Mo?

Truth. Would you hit DJ Mo? Me, I would-- with a baseball bat after I tape his mouth shut.

DJ Mo is now in therapy after he ran his mouth off via Twitter. He's got no friends, as in close enough, to confide in so he pays to have someone talk to him. Let's hope the therapist tells DJ Mo to stop overcompensating with his over-the-top motor mouthing.

That motormouth of DJ MO's is not an optical illusion that will make him appear taller and handsomer.

Why is DJ Mo in therapy and Rhian is not? I think Rhian has self-esteem issues to talk about with a therapist. DJ Mo, really? After JC de Vera? I know. What is Rhian Ramos thinking?

Marian Rivera Still Topping FHM Sexiest Pinay

Four weeks in and GMA Kapuso star Marian Rivera is still No 1 on FHM's poll on the world's sexiest women.

(this post has been on draft since forever I don't know if those other sexy beauties are still inhaling Marian Rivera's dust)

Well, no surprise there because, let's admit it, Marian Rivera is close to perfection in the body and face.

And in the pictures above she wants to let us know she has unblemished underarms. Bitch!

But don't despair average women of the world! Marian Rivera is not perfect. Close to perfect but not quite. Higher deities are kind and fair like that.

When Marian Rivera was asked to put in her 10 cents on the mental fitness of Nonoy Aquino to run for Philippine president, with all confidence and knowledge Marian Rivera vouched for Pnoy by saying "I'm pyschology."

When Venus Raj strolled along the beach of Boracay, Marian Rivera was overhead blurting out "Ang pangit ni Venus."

Tsk, tsk. Marian wasn't raised right. You talk about people behind their backs, not in their faces, or within hearing distance of that person's peeps. According to Kathy Griffin, it's called manners. tsk, tsk

Marian Rivera's sweetheart Dingdong Dantes allegedly lost a chance to star opposite a young actress being touted as the next major star of ABS-CBN when Marian demanded that the young actress ask her permission first before giving her blessing.

The next young superstar could be Kiray for all we know, but still lost opportunity, right?

Thank the good deities that Marian is not very bright, is tackless and has a huge ego. Most people consider this a bad thing, but I don't.

The way I see it, if Marian Rivera is anymore perfect average women of the world should just lay down in a fetal position and weep.

But then again, Marian Rivera still has one up over us and his name is Dingdong Dantes. Sh-T!

Iwa Moto Allegedly Committed Suicide But Is Now Fine

GMA Kapuso starlet Iwa Moto allegedly tried to kill herself following a public row with her on-again, off-again non-showbiz boyfriend Mickey Ablan.

At the studio taping of her new TV program, Andres de Saya, Iwa Moto's bf arrived when all of a sudden all hell broke lose after the bf snatched Iwa Moto's cellphone.

When Iwa Moto failed to recover the cellphone, she proceeded to smash the glass on her bf's car, causing her injuries that required a short hospital visit.

Iwa Moto acted out what could have been the greatest performance of her career TV career, or possibly the highlight of her hopefully short-lived showbiz career. Unfortch, it was not a real scene out of a soap opera. Sadder still, there's no video of the whole incident floating around the world wide web.

Following the incident, Iwa Moto and her bf were seen lovey-dovey again in a car.

After her Sunday TV appearance for damage control, Iwa Moto allegedly tried to off herself by slashing her wrists.

Is she serious?

I wanna know how many have died from slashing their wrists? I'm guessing there's probably only a handful of those who got lucky and caught the main artery.

Unless you know your way around the body's network of arteries, a slash to the wrist is not an effective to rest in peace forever.

A slash in the wrist is most likely a call for attention. And Iwa Moto looks like she needs attention badly -- from a therapist.

Her dysfunctional relationship with her bf and her forever starlet status are probably too much to bear emotionally and mentally. heh! The poor girl has an skewed concept of marriage and marital relationship.

Update:

Apparently Iwa Moto was found semi-conscious in her bedroom with vomit all over her bed. Not sure what she ingested but it's not a silver cleaning solution that's for sure.

Jackie Rice Accident On Location

Jackie Rice met an accident, just slight, on the set of her next teledrama, Sisid.

In an award-winning scene, possibly, in Sisid, Jackie Rice hurt her foot when she kicked a chair instead of her co-star.

The trooper that she is, according to her press release, she proceeded to finish the day's taping, hurt foot and all.

If you find that little accident a bit ho-hum, then you're not alone. I read a much more interesting story about Jackie Rice and her little vacation in Boracay during Holy Week.

So Jackie Rice and her boyfriend went for a little R&R in Boracay. But our Ms Jackie Rice refused to go out and enjoy the sun and beach because she was afraid of getting mobbed by overzealous fans.

Holy delusional, batman!

When Jackie Rice was finally persuaded to go out, no fans of hers, not even one, was there to ask our Ms Jackie Rice for an autograph or picture-taking.

Well, the people who saw Jackie Rice in Boracay were probably thinking, "Who is this lady, a lady who can benefit from a little tan, with the shifty eyes?"

Some of us have encountered those types of semi-famous celebrities who are all alert-like, waiting to be mobbed at any moment.

More times than not, no one approaches them because either the celebrity is famous only in their minds or PEOPLE simply DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM. Truth!

I have this sort of built-in radar for recognizing celebrities, stars and starlets alike. I could probably even spot extras in a crowd if I see them often enough on TV.

I'm thinking of approaching Marian Rivera for a picture if I ever see her on person. Either I get a picture or an evil eye from Marian Rivera. Either way, I have a juicy story to blog about. So win-win!

Happy B-day To Mommy Dionesia

The Manny Pacquiao-Shane Mosley fight begun with a lot of anticipated excitement but ended with a meh.

But I am not sad nor disappointed because my personal hero, my future employer, Mommy Dionesia, once again graced local TV as she and her prayer warriors gather together for mass and then a marathon prayer session to ensure the victory and safety of her one and only billionaire son, Manny Pacquiao.

Mommy D was all dressed in white-from her veil to her shoes and to her teeth, when she went to mass together with her entourage, which I hope to belong to in the not so distant future. Hopefully, before Mommy D runs out of money.

Once again, Mommy Dionesia proved the power of her marathon prayer sessions because Manny Pacquiao came out the victor and gained a new friend in Shane Mosley. Those glove touching before the start of a round, those hugs, ha!

Mommy Dionesia's TV coverage is not over just because Manny's fight is over. Take that Jinkee Pacquiao!

It is Mommy Dionesia's 62th birthday and there will be a grand celebration, courtesy of Manny.

There will be many costume changes so naturally TV crews followed Mommy Dionesia tried on gown and outfits at her favorite local modista.

She also showed off a bit her dance routine for the TV audience who couldn't be physically there at the party. Awww...

Mommy Dionesia is growing up to be a social climber.. the socialite that she should have been born as. She knows what an Hermes bag is and she has asked Manny to gift her with one on her birthday.

Oh, to be the carrier of that bag.. I can dream, can't I?

related posts:

PacMom: An Homage