Tum: My Pledge of Love Is The Bomb ... At The Box Office

Tum: My Pledge of Love, the epic love story starring real-life couple Robin Padilla and Mariel Rodriguez, was a huge FAIL at the box office.

Tum: My Pledge of Love is a story about boy meets girl, girl hates boy, and girl and boy eventually fall in love and marry.

This movie comes with a twist, though. You think Direk Robin Padilla will come up with a formulaic movie? Nah-uh. The plot is the usual but get this, the story happened in India. Innovative, right?

Ticket sales on opening day totalled P500,000 and 450,000 on second day. On the third day, the takilyera rested but on the fourth day did not bother to go to work for a day's overall take of P350,000.

I knew Tum: My Pledge of Love is going to be a major FAIL at the box office because a movie that is written, produced, starred, directed and edited by the lead star is always a fail one way or the other.

Well, with the exception of Yahoo Serious, known for the classics Young Einstein and Reckless Kelly.

I have a theory why Robin and Mariel's Tum: My Pledge of Love tanked at the box office. Robin's Muslim brothers did not bother going to the cinema to support their "bra."

Or copies, pirated ones, of Tum: My Pledge of Love are now available on Hidalgo.

Vicki Belo and Hayden Kho: Are They Back Together?

There are speculations that plastic surgeon and the poster child of bad plastic surgery Vicki and youngest son ex-boyfriend Hayden Kho are back in each others arms. They were spotted at the Manny Pacquiao-Ricky Hatton bout in Las Vegas. They even bumped into Rufa Mae Quinto, but dedmahan silang tatlo. Now, they were seen arriving separately at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport, but went inside together to catch their flight to Japan.

Do we need confirmation that they are back together? Neither Vicki Belo nor Hayden Kho is talking. The media should leave them be. Cougar and prey are perfect for each other. They both get something from the other, okay? I'll leave it at that. Are you imagining what is sex like between these two? I'm thinking a pillow or a plastic bag comes in handy every time.

Anyway, I hope they finally confirm the status of their relationship so reporters can stop hounding them. I mean who cares if they are f**king again? If they could just drop into obscurity so I don't see their mugs on my TV again, it would mean two less annoying celebrities in showbiz.