Showing posts with label Dumb Bitch of the Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dumb Bitch of the Day. Show all posts

Monday, October 15, 2012

Tito Sotto Flip Flops on Libel on Cybercrime Law


Tito Sotto filed a bill removing the libel provision in the Cybercrime Prevention Act, but later withdrew his filing after he heard that President Noynoy Aquino favours the provision.

Ano ba talaga? First plagiarizing the work of a blogger on women's health to argue his position against the RH Bill. And now he is "liking" what the president is "liking?"


There is still plenty of stupidity coming from Tito Sotto. Here is his thoughts on the libel provision under the Cybercrime Act: "Magpa-file ako ng bill o resolution na alisin na ang libel para kami puwede na ring magmura, kayo puwede na ring magmura—at bakit sila lang ang puwede?” tila paghamon pa ng senador." If Sotto ever has any delusions of being one of the greatest statesmen in Philippine history, then this is a major fail.

The first good news that involves Tito Sotto is that he is seriously thinking of resigning as Senate Majority Floor leader. In short, he wants to join the committee of silence chaired by Lito Lapid and co-chaired by Bong Revilla.

Tito is lying denying that he is quitting that unglamorous, high-pressured position (his words, not mine) because of all the crap (I refuse to call it cyber bullying) he received from netizens over his stand on the RH Bill and "copying-a-blog-is-not plagiarism "palusot." But you and I know the reason is because he wants to leave his part-time job and spend more time on his main job, as host of Eat Bulaga!

People want Tito Sotto gone from the Senate. If he runs today, he sure as hell will not win. I imagine it would be a dreary Senate without Sotto's constant fuckeries entertaining us
. However, give me boring anytime instead of Tito wasting precious space in the Senate and partaking of our annual pork barrel. 

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Dumb Bitch of the Day: Pauleen Luna


Pauleen Luna should really just stick to reading idiot boards and to just shut her mouth when idiot boards are not present.

Prostitot Miley Cyrus was in Eat Bulaga! last week to promote her Manila concert. And there was
Pauleen Luna and gold-digger extraordinaire, Pia Guanio, to introduce her.

After Miley Cyrus was introduced on stage, Pauleen Luna let out this little bombshell, "Oh my god, you're so tall!!!"

Even before Miley Cyrus opened her mouth to retort "because I have big shoes," I was like "huh?!"

Miley Cyrus is 5'4" or 5'5", you DUMB BITCH!. Miley is tall to midgets.

Obviously "stream of consciousness" is not Pauleen's forte, so everything that she says on TV should be scripted.

Or next time, let Wally Bayola or Jose Manalo do the interviewing chores on Eat Bulaga! At least with Wally and Jose you are assured of a good laugh or two even if you're having a miserable day.

With Pauleen, you're in danger of doing physical harm to the TV. That's not a good idea. Not in this time of rising inflation and commodity goods.