Friday, September 24, 2010

Survivor Philippines Celebrity Showdown: "Tribe Leader" Buhawi Meneses Is Voted Out

How useless are you as the tribe leader that three members of your tribe unanimously voted you out without talking to each other? Well, at least that's what the editing of tonight's boot episode tried to show us.

Survivor Philippines Celebrity Showdown has just got boring with the Magan tribe appearing in their third straight tribal council. Tribe leader Buhawi Meneses saw his torched snuffed out this night because frankly his tribe mates might as well fend for themselves. Buhawi was one the contestants that showed a lost of promised early on. I don't know what happened, but he suddenly lost steam following the boot of Doc Ferdz.

Buhawi was never felt by his tribe. So good riddance. Even his tribemates did not shed a single tear. So moving on.

Survivor producers must have been worried about losing viewership because judging by next week's episodes, Magan will be no more and the game once again becoming a battle between two tribes.

Good news for me because I will bail if the fuckery that is the current Survivor Philippines continues. A talent contest for the reward challenge? What is that?! Either GMA 7 is searching for their next big star in Survivor Philippines or the mosquitoes have eaten the last remaining brain cells of challenge producers, hence they can't think of a more survival-type challenge.

Please, I want to see Jon Hall's ass kicked - preferably by Moi but anybody will do. I'm not picky. Ian Batterson's discovery of Michelle Madrigal and Jon Hall's trickery regarding the gold coins is very promising. I hope the stupid moron follows through with his plan to go along with Moi, Ervic and whathisface?... Aaron!

And please enough with the visits by former Survivor contestants! Ano ito guesting ng mg talents ng GMA-7? I don't need to see Nanay Zita there, please. If I want to see her I will try to find her billboard for a laundry soap along Edsa or some highway.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Mariel Rodriguez and Toni Gonzaga Are At War

Since Toni Gonzaga is promoting Kokey@Ako, we found out that she has an ongoing rift with her friend Mariel Rodriguez.

But Toni is keeping mum on the true cause of her rift with her erstwhile BFF. But clarifies it did not stem from her aborted movie with Robin Padilla.

"Tapos na kasi, so maigi na ‘yong tapos na. Ayaw ko na. Kung ano na ‘yong mga narinig ko, kung ano na ‘yong mga nalaman ko, akin na lang ‘yon. Huwag n’yo na siyang tanungin sa akin."

However, just a day after Toni's attempts to be secretive and vague came many speculations in tabloids and TV showbiz news programs about the caused of the rift between Toni and Mariel Rodriguez.

Toni allegedly gots the hurt after she learned that Mariel calls her "duling" behind her back. To make matters worst, Mariel imitates her hosting style with her eyes cross.

Well, friends should be above physical flaws. I believe that. But the truth really hurts. Ain't that right, Toni? I've written in this blog that there's something something in Toni eyes, which I suspect is the reason why her fans or non-fans claim that she's suplada.

And Mariel... is a dumbass. If you are childish enough to make fun of your BFF behind her back, then you should also be smart enough not to get caught. But then again in all my years I haven't encountered a childish person who is also smart.

Word is Toni is not the only victim of Mariel's cattiness and bitchiness. There's also KC Concepcion. Yes, the megastar's daughter. Mariel, the insekyora, allegedly questioned why KC was given Simply KC when she is the better host of the two.

Where Mariel got the information that she is a good host, we can only blame to one or two fans who previously frequented Wowowee. And please, KC may not possess the charisma of either of her parent but KC's fingernails are unarguably prettier than Mariel's fez.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Survivor Philippines Celebrity Showdown: Not Too Shocking Boot of Mykah


Mykah Flores, the bidang extra, turned out to be another oxygen stealer, another mouth to feed who must be booted out STAT. Magan tribe did not disappoint by voting out Mykah in last night's tribal council.

Mykah will not be missed. So that's that.

On the more interesting happenings at camps this week.

Thank goodness that only-the-leader-will-vote-the-next-bootee thingy was just a one-time event. If it were up to Buhawi again he might have decided to let Mykah stay at the last moment.

Buwi is annoying me. For a leader, he actually has no balls that's why he got insecure with Doc Ferdz. He hasn't got the mettle to last til the end because he won't be able to make the right decisions.

Moi and Aaron giving those coconut leaf wall/roof panels to Sar Mayee will work in a networking situation but not in a game where the smartest and strongest has the most likelihood of emerging the winner. As much as I dislike Michelle Madrigal and Jon Hall, they were right in that making the other more miserable and weak will be to Nagar's advantage.

What's with Jon hating Moi? Galit ba siya sa pangit? I am not saying Moi is unattractive but looking at his standard of beauty (hello Audrey Miles and Michelle Madrigal), Moi definitely gets the shortest end of the stick.

Jon Hall is strategizing hard, as in very hard. I suspect it will come to bite him in the ass sooner rather than later. If the bitee were Moi or Aaron, that would be a fitting comeuppance.

The "kidnapping" of Ervic by Nagar is like the monkey wrench thrown into Jon's plans for Moi and Aaron. I would really like to see either Jon or Michelle voted out by the swing vote of Ian Batterson. Ian is okay by himself but gets annoying when I see him in the company of Jon and Michelle.

Last night's tribal council was really boring. I found myself thinking over and over again "I do not need to know these things." Boring questions and even more boring answers.

Next time on Survivor Philippines, a whole episode of Solenn's birthday celebration. Really.

Marian Rivera and Bela Padilla End Rift


The catfight between Marian Rivera and Bela Padilla, the costars from GMA-7's Endless Love, ended before it even begun.

Marian Rivera and Bela Padilla, together with their respective entourages, met at a closed door meeting with GMA 7 executive Wilma Galvante to patch things up between them.

After 10-15 minutes inside, Marian with her manager left without granting interviews. Bela stayed inside the office, with a satisfied look on her face, according to sources. Marian reportedly left immediately to go to a hospital where boyfriend Dingdong Dantes, allegedly the center of the catfight between the two ladies, is laid up.

What promised to be an epic battle between good and evil turned out to be a dud!

Just as Bela's manager Claire de la Fuente and Bela's relative Eva Carino (ang atribi na inang yan nina BB Gandanghari and Robin Padilla), have entered the fray. Then a long-winded written official statement from Dingdong defending Marian and confessing his undying love for her, and ... that's it. Booo!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Shaina Magdayao Scandalous Rumor Is Not True - Boy Abunda

In his SNN TV program, TV host/manager defended young star Shaina Magdayao against rumors that she was brought to the emergency room recently still intimately attached to boyfriend, actor John Lloyd Cruz.

The rumor started as a blind item in radio and tabloids but has now spread in blogs.

Abunda's statement: ''Mga kaibigan, nais lamang po nating itama ang isang maling balita. Kasi po may umiikot na malisyoso at bastos na balita na may kinalaman kina Shaina Magdayao at John Lloyd Cruz. The first time I heard about this tsismis... ang involved na ospital po, mga kaibigan, ay isang ospital sa Quezon City hanggang ito ay nalipat sa isang ospital sa Makati. Ito ay may kinalaman sa diumano'y pagdala kay Shaina Magdayao sa isang ospital... Ito po ay walang katotohanan. Ito po'y... this is unfair especially to a girl like Shaina. Hindi po ito totoo, 'wag po kayong maniwala.''

''As a matter of fact, si Shaina po ay busy sa kanyang taping para sa 'Precious Hearts Presents Alynna.' Samantala, si Lloydy naman po ay bising-busy din naman po para kanyang trabaho sa 'Imortal.''

"A girl like Shaina." Does Boy Abunda mean Shaina is too good a girl to engage in sexual relations with her boyfriend? I'm not saying the rumors are true but Boy's defense rings hollow. Insuating that Shaina is a good girl = virgin is akin to saying Boy is anally pure.

Boy's defense about the busyness of Shaina and John Lloyd to catch 5-10 minutes of sex is silly. Are they working 24/7? If you're stressed from work, aren't you more liable to find channels, i.e sex, to relieve the stress.

In other words, nagmamalinis pa si Boy Abunda tungkol kay Shaina. Shaina is no angel. Why doesn't he say categorically that it's impossible for Shaina and John to be brought to the hospital still attached in their nether regions because there has been no case of penis captivus reported in any reputed medical journals ever?

Anyway, personally I believe that this rumor is too good to be true. I don't think either of them has done any major major bad thing to warrant retribution of karmic proportions.

The only people who would jump in glee if this salacious rumor turns out to be true are John Pratts, Ruffa Gutierrez, Anabelle Rama, and maybe probably Sarah Geronimo.

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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Marian Rivera vs Bela Padilla



Bela Padilla, who plays Yumi in the teleserye Endless Love staring Marian Rivera and Dingdong Dantes, is using the oldest trick in the book to catapult her to instant stardom - riding the coattails of someone more famous.

As the story goes, Marian Rivera has been acting like a bitch marking her territory by harassing Bela Padilla on the set of their Endless Love teleserye. The reason is that Bela is getting too close for comfort to Marian's beau Dingdong Dantes in their scenes for Endless Love.

Some of the sweets Marian allegedly reserves only for Bella were: "pangit, "bobo umarte" and "maputi lang."

The incident is not isolated as Marian and gang (that is Nadine Samonte and Jana Dominguez) are also into it, constantly bullying Bela with harsh words.

Allegedly Bela is traumatized and is now too afraid to report on set because of an incident in which Marian locked Bela and herself inside a CR after ordering people inside to go out.

With Marian's face allegedly only inches from Bela's face, Marian uttered, "Ang landi-landi mo! Ang pangit-pangit mo! Kahit kailan, huwag mong iiisipin na mai-insecure ako sa ‘yo! Hindi ka magugustuhan ni Dingdong kasi diring-diri ‘yan kapag may eksena kayo!

I can imagine Marian Rivera saying these exact same words. But is Marian stupid enough or arrogant enough to say these things in front of witnesses? Jury is still out on that one.

May psychology ba si Marian? Insekyora siya to the highest level. If she is confident of Dingdong's love, why the scene?

Marian graduated but never left high school. Fighting with a girl over a boy? C'mon on now. That it so high school. So aside from being an insekyora, cheap pa si Marian.

Marian is just being a true Cavitena - palaban and matapang - in defense of the various negative publicity that she has been involved in in the past. You can only use this defense up to a certain point. As a person goes higher in life - be it social or economic, one has to learn to combine being palaban and matapang with class. In Marian's case, she's nothing but a palengkera and butangera.

Marian is another one of those people with money who can't buy class and breeding. So it seems the girl has left Cavite but Cavite has never left the girl.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Manny Pacquiao Bitch Floyd Mayweather Jr Arresteded on Domestic Violence

Look at that mugshot. Floyd Mayweather has the most punchable face in the universe. Jusk ask Filipino boxing fans.

Floyd Mayweather Jr, who has made every kinds of excuses to avoid a ring fight against our very own Manny Pacquiao, has been arrested due to allegations of attacking and threatening to kill his baby mama. Figures. This trash is too much of a coward to threaten a person of his own gender.

Manny Pacquiao is too decent but you know and I know that he is laughing and saying "buti nga" on the inside.

Karma came way too soon for Floyd Mayweather. It was just a few days ago that he unloaded a series of racist and homophobic rant against Manny Pacquiao. Floyd Mayweather is too much of a coward to let his mitts do the talking in a ring. He had to do it in a 10-minute upstream video.

From the uncouth mouth of the cowardly one:

"As soon as we come off vacation, we're going to cook that little yellow chump. We ain't worried about that. So they ain't gotta worry about me fighting the midget. Once I kick the midget ass, I don't want you all to jump on my d---. So you all better get on the bandwagon now. ... Once I stomp the midget, I'll make that mother f----- make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice."

Amidst all these, Manny just had one comment. In a nutshell "wag pansinin ang walang pinag-aralan." I agree. Floyd Mayweather Jr is trash. All those millions can't buy him breeding.

I don't know what his beef is towards Manny considering he's the who refused to fight and considering that Manny is mum on anything Floyd Mayweather-related.

Too bad Floyd Mayweather has been released from Clark County jail in Las Vegas on $3,000 bail.

The Las Vegas Metro Police Department has recommended that Floyd Mayweather Jr. should also be charged with domestic violence, in addition to the grand larceny charge he was initially arrested for on September 10.

A judge also granted a temporary restraining order preventing Floyd from coming near Josie Harris and her children until October 10.