Shaina Magdayao Scandalous Rumor Is Not True - Boy Abunda

In his SNN TV program, TV host/manager defended young star Shaina Magdayao against rumors that she was brought to the emergency room recently still intimately attached to boyfriend, actor John Lloyd Cruz.

The rumor started as a blind item in radio and tabloids but has now spread in blogs.

Abunda's statement: ''Mga kaibigan, nais lamang po nating itama ang isang maling balita. Kasi po may umiikot na malisyoso at bastos na balita na may kinalaman kina Shaina Magdayao at John Lloyd Cruz. The first time I heard about this tsismis... ang involved na ospital po, mga kaibigan, ay isang ospital sa Quezon City hanggang ito ay nalipat sa isang ospital sa Makati. Ito ay may kinalaman sa diumano'y pagdala kay Shaina Magdayao sa isang ospital... Ito po ay walang katotohanan. Ito po'y... this is unfair especially to a girl like Shaina. Hindi po ito totoo, 'wag po kayong maniwala.''

''As a matter of fact, si Shaina po ay busy sa kanyang taping para sa 'Precious Hearts Presents Alynna.' Samantala, si Lloydy naman po ay bising-busy din naman po para kanyang trabaho sa 'Imortal.''

"A girl like Shaina." Does Boy Abunda mean Shaina is too good a girl to engage in sexual relations with her boyfriend? I'm not saying the rumors are true but Boy's defense rings hollow. Insuating that Shaina is a good girl = virgin is akin to saying Boy is anally pure.

Boy's defense about the busyness of Shaina and John Lloyd to catch 5-10 minutes of sex is silly. Are they working 24/7? If you're stressed from work, aren't you more liable to find channels, i.e sex, to relieve the stress.

In other words, nagmamalinis pa si Boy Abunda tungkol kay Shaina. Shaina is no angel. Why doesn't he say categorically that it's impossible for Shaina and John to be brought to the hospital still attached in their nether regions because there has been no case of penis captivus reported in any reputed medical journals ever?

Anyway, personally I believe that this rumor is too good to be true. I don't think either of them has done any major major bad thing to warrant retribution of karmic proportions.

The only people who would jump in glee if this salacious rumor turns out to be true are John Pratts, Ruffa Gutierrez, Anabelle Rama, and maybe probably Sarah Geronimo.

Related Posts:

When Too Much Control Could Spell Trouble

Blind Item: When Too Much Control Could Spell Trouble

Finally! I have the answer to a tabloid blind item about an incident that is outright embarrassing and potentially fatal for the cast of characters - not to mention one for the books, if actually true.

The blind item was about a celebrity couple who were rushed to a Manila hospital with blankets hiding their identities because the man's penis was still stuck in the girl's lady parts and can't get out.

There's a medical term for it - penis captivus - a relatively rare medical condition in which a woman's vaginal muscles uncontrollably spasm during intercourse, trapping her partner's penis inside her vagina.

Per the tabloid, the female half of the couple apparently overdid her muscle control thingy. The other claim was that the male half took viagra - too ambitious, perhaps, or overcompensating, I don't know.

The tabloid version is too general, bordering on vague, on the identities of the unlucky couple. The male is a good dramatic actor and the female is a young actress.

The radio version gave an initial, JL for the male, and kapatid ng aktres sa Agua Bendita, for the female.

While this blind item is juicy and is one for the ages, saner, more rational minds must prevail.

Google is a wealth of information. Penis captivus is a very rare medical condition. There are case studies reported in reputed medical journals. In actuality, however, its origin started as an elaborate hoax.

But we never know. Stranger things have happened and continue to happen in this country of ours. Also, I'm thinking there's no actual case of penis captivus documented for posterity in medical literature because no couple has ever reported it due to embarassment. Think about it. Do you want to be in the news and in Youtube for all eternity because of a case of penis captivus?

As for our celebrity couple - it may be true what happened to them or they may just the victim of a nasty rumor. Either way, they are the unlucky of the unluckiest.

Yes It Is John Lloyd Cruz and Shaina Magdayao

And that noise you're hearing is Ruffa Gutierrez trying to hold her tears in lest the two leeches she calls pair of lips decide to walk out on her.

Now that John Lloyd has finally admitted that he and Shaina are "sila na," entertainment reporters can now cease from asking "kayo na ba?"

Not that it was obvious. John Lloyd and Shaina have been spotted in a bike shop together, in a mall and more recently in Singapore. Hindi naman halata, ano?

I don't know if reporters are just being obtuse accidentally on purpose or they just don't have anything interesting to ask anymore. I mean, the couple's are not exactly being discreet. Kailangan pa talagang i-confirm.

Ang mga katanungan na gaya ng "Kayo na ba?" ay parang lang tanong kay Gretchen Barreto na "silicone ba ang mukha mo?" Hindi na kailangang tanungin.

Actually, I'm kinda down that John Lloyd finally put the issue to rest because the next endless question now to them would be "Kailan kayo magpapakasal?" Ugh! So predictable!

Well, let's send the new couple good vibes. On second thought let's just toast them. I have high hopes for this couple because the "a couple that drinks together, stays together."