Baron Geisler Is in Rehab - or Not

Actor Baron Geisler is in rehab following another of his drunken groping of his female co-stars. After the daughter of Yayo Aguila and William Martinez, and Yasmin Kurdi, Baron's latest victim is Cherry Pie Picache, his co-star in the teleserye Noah.

Before going to rehab, Baron appeared in The Buzz, a PR move designed to ensure that Baron still has a career to go back to post rehab. I think that appearance did not help much seeing that after Boy Abunda made Baron the victim to show Cherry Pie that you do not say no to Boy Abunda and The Buzz.

I don't personally believe that Boy Abunda would stoop to that level. He played psychiatrist on that interview. How dare we even think that The Boy Abunda would play that kind of game?

Boy Abunda has elevated showbiz tsismis to new heights, don't you know? The way he announces those showbiz news on The Buzz just makes you believe that what Boy Abunda is reporting is very important in the grand scheme of things.

So back to Baron and his drunken ass. Is he really in rehab? That is the question. Baron remains unrepentant and unremorseful. He's a drunken mess full of excuses. Yeah, your house burned down twice. Get over it and talk to a psychiatrist. In lieu of an expensive psychiatrist, find a religion or found one. Just spare the public of your life's tragedies. A great majority of people have one or two. You're not special in that regard.

While it's hard to form a sentence with Baron and rehab in it, I believe that Baron was left with no choice. He was declared 'persona non grata' by the local talent managers association. Who will give him work and who will work willingly with him? Baron has no choice but to cool his heels in rehab while his team of enablers work to resuscitate his crumbling career.

Meanwhile his No 1 enabler, I mean his manager, swears that Baron is in rehab. In fact he proudly reported that Baron tested negative for illegal drugs. Right! Like that makes a big difference.

After rehab, we'll we see a new Baron- a Baron who looks like he doesn't smell and who just got out the shower? Will we see a Bible-quoting Baron in his post-rehab incarnation? We will see after 90 days.

Baron Geisler Is An Alcoholic - Dionne Monsanto. DUH!

Dionne Monsanto, a former girlfriend of human brewery Baron Geisler, announced that Baron Geisler is indeed alcoholic. Well, duh! Everybody knows this fact except Baron Geisler. Dude is still in denial and his enablers as well.

To all those wondering who Dionne Monsanto is, she was a former housemate on Pinoy Big Brother and a sometime actress. I remember reading she and Baron was caught inside a car doing what couples do when they are parked somewhere dark. Of course, they denied it. Siya, nandun kayong dalawa sa kotse at naghihintay ng mirakulo. [wink, wink]

Dionne is also girlfriend-boyfriend with Alex Anselmuccio, the Italian cutie from Pinoy Big Brother Teen Edition 2, the love interest of Beauty while inside the house and the guy who got circumcised on national TV. [Why do I know all these useless information?] Yes, Alex is also the piece of wood we see acting in the ABS-CBN teleserye Tayong Dalawa.

I read Baron Geisler said once [referring to his turbulent current life] something like he doesn't consider himself to be having problems because he's still in his early 20s. He would admit to having problems when he reaches 30s and he is still living the same life. I would like to say "Shut up and just look pretty." But I can't say that will all sincerity. So I'm just gonna say "Shut up, dude!"

If you can't say no to liquor and stuff, then you have an alcohol problem no matter what your age is. If I can smell your stank from way over my computer, then you have an alcohol problem. And if by some bad luck I get close enough to you and I get a hang over tomorrow, then you have an alcohol problem.

Baron should detox somewhere quietly asap. Dude's probably always too drunk to separate real from reel. He plays mostly bad guys on screen and probably carries that over to his real life. Dude can't tell the difference.

Baron, if you're still not convinced you have a problem, try looking at your before and after pictures. I did while googling for pictures of you. They tell the truth of what you're still too afraid to face.

Baron Geisler Accused of Sexual Harrassment by Yasmien Kurdi

LushActor Baron Geisler is again accused of sexual harassment, this time by Kapuso star Yasmien Kurdi. This fucker doesn't know it yet, but he needs help. Badly. I can smell the alcohol wafting from Baron from my computer screen. This alcoholic bastard needs to be locked up. It will probably do him good, seeing that he can't stay away from alcohol. I don't care if he's a good actor. He is still pervy and sleazy.


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Yasmien Kurdi and her lawyer Ferdinand Topacio went to the Women and Children Protection Center of the Philippine National Police at Camp Crame in Quezon City on Monday, 25 May, to file acts of lasciviousness complaint against actor Baron Geisler, who joined GMA Network recently.

Aside from acts of lasciviousness case, Kurdi also filed a complaint of unjust vexation against Geisler.

The two first met on May 19, but the incident happened during a taping for a new GMA show last May 21.

According to an article on Philippine Entertainment Portal (PEP), Baron reportedly approached his co-star, Yasmien, and then, without warning touched the actress’ body.
PEP quoted an unidentified non-showbiz source as saying that Baron looked strange during the taping of GMA-7's upcoming primetime telenovela Suspetsa, directed by Mark Reyes.

The source said: “Una, nagla-laptop si Yas [Yasmien's nickname]. 'Tapos nakikitingin lang si Baron. 'Tapos kinalkal [ni Baron] gamit ni Yas. Noong nagpapahinga na si Yas sa tent niya para matulog, tinabihan bigla ni Baron. Niyakap siya. After no'n, while on take, dapat beso lang daw yung scene, pero tina-try siya halikan."

PEP added: “In a scene where Yasmien, who was wearing a dress, was supposed to go up a spiral staircase, Baron, according to the source, waited for Yasmien to go up "para silipan."

After the take, Baron, said the PEP source, masturbated in front of Yasmien.

Jennylyn Mercado, and Yasmien's personal Assistant (PA) reportedly saw the scene. The PA was able to record the incident with a cell phone camera, according to PEP.

PEP reported that Baron has apologized to Yasmien, claiming that he could not remember doing what he was supposed to have done. Kurdi has not withdrawn her complaint.

Geisler's counsel Carlos Alentajan declined to comment because he has not yet received copies of the complaints.

Geisler has previously been accused of the same offense by the 21-year-old daughter of William Martinez and Ma. Rosario “Yayo" Aguila-Martinez.