Lani Mercado, Bong Revilla Renew Wedding Vows

Lani Mercado and Bong Revilla renewed their marriage vow on May 28, well ahead of the 2016 national elections.

The grand ceremony was attended by the who's who of local politics, business and showbiz, such as Manny Pacquiao, the top honchos of channels 7 and 4, Lily Monteverde.

Husband and wife spoke their vows, and surprisingly no lightning struck Bong Revilla dead and when said his vows inside the church:

"...Thank you for being a pillar for me during my political career. I will choose you to be my wife and the mother of my children in the next life. May the Lord bless us for another 25 years. I love you, I love you. I'm yours alone forever."

No lighting, unfortch. But Gretchen Barreto, Josephine Canonizado, Dina Bonnevie and Ruffa Mae Quinto were seen with a definite smirk on their faces. Like they were saying, "Really, Bong?"

And Lani Mercado's vomit-inducing vows:

"Papa, we both know people have their own way of looking at our relationship. We proved them wrong. I never suffered from the intrigues, except the you-know-what. I never suffer. I just keep on loving and understanding you. I don’t expect any more hurts from the you-know-what department from now on, Papa."

Lani, just say it. Just say the word "womanizing," "pambabae". Why be vague when practically all the Philippines know that your husband has stepped out on you several times? Everybody knows except you.

Lani is correct not to expect any more hanky-panky from Bong Revilla in the other women department. He has delusions of becoming a Philippine President. Bong can refrain, or at the very least, be discreet until he is safely installed in Malacanang.

If Jesus decides to take a rest and come down from the cross for a spell, Lani Mercado has all the qualifications to take Jesus' place.

I feel like Lani Mercado and Bong Revilla have been renewing their vows every year. It's not enough that Bong Revilla is on my TC every Sunday, but I don't see him on any Senate hearing.

Bong Revilla is really hard at work trying to secure his place as the Philippines' next president. Makes me want to wish that the Mayans are correct and that the world will come to an end in 2012. It's worth it to see the world ends before Bong Revilla attains his dream of world domination.

Striking a Pose Infront of Bullet-riddled Manila Bus Really?

What's happening?! I don't dislike Bong Revilla for once. Great tragedy does that to a person, I guess.

The bullet-riddled tourist bus where eight Hong Kong citizens lost their lives has become a background scene for Facebook profiles. Bong Revilla asked Director Leocadio Santiago of the National Capital Region Police Office to have the bus moved out of Rizal Park in Manila. For once, I commend Jolo Revilla's dad.

Some people talaga seemed to have no sensitivity chip in them. Souvenir shots of our kababayan posing in front of the bullet-riddled tourist bus in Luneta Park are all over various social networking sites. Ano yun feeling "I was there?" MGA WALANG PAKIRAMDAM.

The world is weeping and you are taking pictures of a tragic scene?

I am posting these "souvenir" photos to shame these people into renouncing their Filipino citizenships.



Sibakin ang mga pulis na ito. SOCO pa man din.



Teh, ang lipstick clashing sa background.



Masaya pa kayo? Ano, picnic sa Luneta pagkatapos?

It's Time For A Career Change for Hayden Kho

Hayden Kho, the star, scriptwriter, director and cameraman, of several sex videos featuring pretty celebrities like Katrina Halili and Maricar Reyes, is now busy looking up job ads on the back pages of Bulgar after the Professional Regulation Commission (PRC) revoked his license to practice medicine.

The PRC cited "Immorality, Dishonorable and Unethical Conduct" in its decision to revoke Hayden Kho's license.

I'm joking about Hayden searching the job ads in Bulgar. Since his resume includes his extensive collection of sex videos with his past girlfriends, it's safe to say that he has amassed a great deal of experience and skills in porn.

Porn is a lucrative business, and his notoriety is a good launching pad for a career in porn. He could start small, through webcam, inviting gals and guys to view his live streaming performance. O, di ba?

If that career still fails (I have doubts because even if he can be inventive, he's not impressive down there), Hayden can always renegotiate his boytoy contract with Vicki, I mean, Victoria Belo. Make it a life-long contract or until Vicki Belo's face melts.

Katrina Halili and her benefactor Bong Revilla must be feeling vindicated. But if I were them I won't rest because Hayden can still appeal the PRC's decision.

I would like to suggest setting up an "accidental" meeting between Hayden Kho and another rich matrona to set him up for life and make him forget about his vocation to cure people of their insecurities.

I know Hayden Kho has Vicki Belo but even a pervert like Hayden deserves to have a choice of sugar mommy.

Is Bong Revilla now vindicated in my eyes? NO, not until he stops pretending to be a senator. I puked a little in my mouth when he felt the need to make a presscon to announce that he is not running for vice president. Hello, may clamour? Kanino? sa sampung tao na kinamayan ka nung nakasalubong mo?

And I wanted to stab a small kitten when middle-aged women from some Metro Manila barangay who were rendered homeless due to Ondoy went instantly ga-ga when Bong Revilla deigned to dirty his imported shoes to visit them. Ladies, priorities? Kailagan daw talagang magsisigaw at kiligin kay Bong Revilla eh wala na nga kayong bahay at makain.

As for Katrina, do I now consider her the modern-day hero for oppressed women? Absolutely and categorically NO. Not until she resolves the peace situation in Mindanao or she agrees to be one of the wives of Andal Ampatuan, Jr.

Rosanna Roces vs Revilla Family: Lesser of Two Evils

Rosanna Roces and Jolo Revilla (of course Bong Revilla has also put in his two cents, are at war again over the custody of Gabriel Revilla, the son of Jolo and Rosanna's daughter Grace Adriano.

I thought Rosanna has permanently faded into obscurity but she's making noises again. Her beef with the Revilla is Jolo's failure to return her grandson, whom she calls Budoy, back to her care at the agreed time.

However, I read that the boy was put into the Revilla's custody because he has primary complex and is on strict medication. The boy's mother is overseas living with her new family, so it was logical to put the boy in the care of the biological father. Rosanna is also busy with her indie films, which she did not fail to promote while making a litany of the Revilla's sins.

Rosanna is waging her war on Facebook. So netizens can easily follow her rants. She posted a photo of her with Gab flipping the bird at the camera. According to Rosanna, the boy learned the gesture from Jolo, who does the same to his father Bong, the honorable senator, everytime he is displeased with his father.

Let’s be real. The initial reaction when seeing a toddler flip the bird is amusement. But it is stupidity to post the evidence online. C’mon, pampamilya na lang di ba? I guess, Rosanna as an ulterior motive behind the posting of the picture. And it has come to fruition because Social Services is closely watching the goings on between the families.

Who should get custody of Gab? Revilla or Rosanna? Eh, it’s like choosing between the lesser of two evis, a rock and a hard place. I can’t stand Bong Revilla on principle. Rosanna Roces, she’s got a few loose screws in her head. Like Anabelle Rama, she’s someone who has mistaken honesty for tactlessness and insensitivity.

There are talks that Rosanna wants Gab with her because she will be missing out on the perks that come with the boy. We are talking about a nanny, driver and personal car for Gab. No Gab, no perks.

Gab should go to the family who can support him financially, emotionally and most importantly mentally. I think he should be adopted by the Brangelina clan. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are always on the look out for their next child to adopt.

Eh, I’m not feeling this latest pettiness between Rosanna and her ex-future in laws.

Breaking News: Gretchen Barreto Undergoes Surgery for Appendicitis

Gretchen Barreto underwent surgery for appendicitis after complaining of severe stomach pain, according to SNN (Showbiz News Ngayon). The singer-actress complained of pain right after coming home from Singapore.

An MRI revealed the inflamed appendix. I don't know if Gretchen is so delusional that she thought she can stop her appendix from bursting because she asked the doctors to postpone the surgery to be able to celebrate Father's Day with her partner Tony Boy Cojuangco and daughter Dominique.

I guess even a self-confessed goddess of beauty like Gretchen can't stop pesky medical emergencies like appendicitis from happening. She tried to bargain for postponement but eventually it dawned on her that her delusions have no control over her body. HAHAHA

At first I thought the medical emergency was her silicon-enhanced lips ruptured. Heh. Oh, well. Maybe next time.

In other Gretchen Barreto news, she and erstwhile friend Nadia Montenegro have kissed and made up at the wake of famed talent manager Douglas Quijano. It was Nadia who made the first move, saying she felt it was the right time. I agree. There are so many people and witness there. Even cameras and reporters are following the star-studded wake. Where else is the perfect place to reconcile?

It was also in the same wake that mother and daughter Anabelle Rama and Ruffa Gutierrez took the first step towards their reconciliation. It was Ruffa who approached her moneyger. Kailangan ng magkabati ni Ruffa at Anabelle kasi baka marami pang ibulgar ang matabil nyang nanay tungkol sa kanya.

Speaking of Gretchen. Bong Revilla was also interviewed on SNN to promote an ABS-CBN project titled "Agimat," which originally starred the Revilla patriarch Ramon Revilla Sr.

The project will be headlined by Jake Cuenca, Gerald Anderson, Coco Martin and Bong Revilla's son, Jolo Revilla. Bong's reminder to his son? "Huwag mong pahiyain ang Revilla clan sa akting mo."

When I heard this, I was giving the side eye to Bong Revilla. I wanted to smack him in the face. Napakababaw. Di ba matagal nang binigyan ng kahihiyan ni Jolo Revilla ang pamilya nya? And I'm not talking about his son's ham acting on Totoy Bato.

Who's Had Enough of Lolita Solis?

Hayden Kho-Maricar Reyes Sex Video Part 3

Before I discuss "Her Annoyingness" Lolita Solis, I just found out there is another Hayde Kho-Maricar Reyes sex tape. This time it's on the sofa/living room of an apartment or hotel room.

Imagine that. There are still brave souls out there uploading these sex videos. Or this is some type of damage control from the Hayden Kho camp to make it appear the recording of the sex videos are consensual. It was obvious from the video that Hayden and Maricar knew the tape is rolling.

HERE IS THE SITE CONTAINING THE LINKS TO THE VIDEO. CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK. LOL


Now, who has had it with Lolita Solis? I do. I was watching Star Talk last Saturday and Lolita Solis was once again being interviewed about Hayden Kho and his sex videos. This time the topic was about an audio tape that contains a discussion of the sex video scandal between Lolit, Vicki Belo, Hayden Kho, his mother, some PR people and lawyers for Hayden Kho.

Lolit Solis amuses me with her antics on the show, but she is starting to irritate me. When asked why the audio tape was released, Lolit Solis speculated the act was intended to destroy her credibility, Bong Revilla's and Katrina Halili's. The nerve. Lolit, if God is passing out stamps for credibility, you will not get any. Bong Revilla? He has the morals of an alley cat. Katrina Halili? Next please.

Lolita Solis was supposed to be on Team Hayden but she backed out because she found out Hayden has no remorse. Ano ba ang idea ng remorse para kay Lolit? Malamang gusto nya makita si Hayden na naglulupasay sa harap nya habang naglilitanya ng mga kasalanan nya?

Not that I'm defending Hayden Kho. Far from it. I just don't feel anything towards him. I just don't care about him. He can drop from the face of the earth right this minute for all I care. And it's not just because his favorite song is "Too Young" by Jack Wagner.

Anyway, back to Lolita Solis. She got herself in this mess because she wanted to play in both camps. Lolit Solis manages the showbiz careers of Bong Revilla and his wife Lani Mercado, as well as Jinggoy Estrada. She was also asked to play publicist for Katrina Halili on the request of her manager from GMA Network. She is close friends with Vicki Belo and was also a one-time manager for Hayden Kho.

With all these conflict of interests, she just couldn't bow out graciously and say no. Be an neutral observer. In short, huwag makialaman. Pero, knowing Lolita Solis, it's all about the money.

Katrina Halili Tested Negative For Drugs

Actress Katrina Halili tested negative for illegal drugs, according the Philippines Drug Enforcement Agency (PDEA) said. Katrina Halili underwent three drug tests for marijuana, shabu and Ecstasy.

Whether she tested negative or positive, what bearing does it have on the proliferation of sex videos on the Internet? Anyway, testing negative only meant she hasn't taken drugs for at least six months, right?

I think whether they did or didn't use drugs two years ago is a case of he said, she said. Who would know the truth besides Hayden Kho, Katrina Halili and their drug dealer? Personally, wala akong paki kung drug user kayo noon. Pare-pareho lang kayong nagmamalinis. Kasama ka dun, Bong Revilla. (sorry, I couldn't resist the dig.)

At least she's got evidence she hasn't used drugs in the last few months that she can use in the libel suit she filed against Hayden Kho's mother. After this sex scandal is over, at least the libel suit will keep Katrina in the limelight for, I don't know, at least next year.

Again, I don't care whether Katrina Halili is a drug addict or not. I only care she, Hayden Kho, Vicki Belo and Bong Revilla go crawl back under a rock, stay there and never grace our TV screens again and forever.

Speaking of Hayden Kho, he underwent a three-hour grilling before the Philippine Medical Association (PMA) amid the scandal over his sex videos involving various women.

Despite calls to revoke Kho’s license, Santiago del Rosario, chair of the PMA committee on ethics, said they would still weigh the gravity of the accusations.

Hayden Kho took back his earlier statement that he was ready to give up his profession because of the issues hurled against him. Del Rosario said Kho even promised to engage himself in civic groups and medical mission if his license would not be revoked.

The last sentence has so many things wrong in it. First, does it mean if Hayden does not retain his license, he would not participate in civic groups and medical missions anymore? Second, why think of doing good deeds now that your reputation is in tatters and the only way I can see to salvage it is to become a martyr by offing yourself?

Mahiya ka sa Diyos at marginalized sectors. Ngayonng lublob ka sa kahihiyan ngayon mo naalala tumawag sa Diyos at tumulong sa kapwa. Damage control, anyone? Let the spin begin!

Hayden Kho and Katrina Halili Square Off At Senate Hearing

After engaging in verbal spats for weeks on TV and magazines, sex video stars Hayden Kho and Katrina finally came face to face at the hearing before the Committee on Women, Children and Family on Thursday, 22 May.

If the hearing was held in aid of legislation, I failed to hear any substance that would aid that cause. Instead what I watched was a supposedly private affair that turned into a public scandal complete with sex, drugs, lies and videotapes.

For a second I was determined not to blog about that Senate circus, but the more I watch the central figures in this drama on TV the more annoyed I get. I was rolling me eyes the entire time that I was afraid I would be permanently afflicted with "ceiling eyes' syndrome.

They should all just shut their pie holes already. The hearing should not have been made public. It should never have happened at all. But this scandal is a media mileage that is just too precious to pass up for attention-whoring lawmakers.

Jinggoy Estrada. Wow he was fierce in that hearing when he was berating that lawyer for Hayden Kho. Uhm, Jinggoy, acting fierce will not make me forget the bunch of shit for movies you made before you successfully conned the public into electing you in the Senate.

Jamby Madrigal. I got the impression that the sex video scandal is secondary to her. She's after a bigger fish and that is the well-known figure who supplied drugs to Hayden Kho. At the end of the hearing, when she asked Hayden Kho if he would be willing to reveal the his drug supplier in an Execution executive session, I was thinking "Aren't you defeating the whole purpose of an executive session if you've already announced to the public that Hayden Kho will reveal the identity of his drug supplier?" Why not asked after the public hearing? Grandstanding much?

Jamby thanked Katrina for her courage and added many women would be thanking her. Hindi rin. I don't consider Katrina Halili the modern-day hero for women's causes. She set the Women's Movement a few steps back by acting pathetic and playing the victim to the hilt.

Bong Revilla. Ass kissers are saying Bong Revilla's image and reputation are not at issue. The sex video scandal is. Okay. Pede bang magfocus sa kabobohan ni Bong Revilla? His line of questioning is what made the public hearing in aid of legislation" deteriorate into an emotional outburst from Katrina Halili.

"Ano ang nararamdaman mo ngayon?" "Ano ang naging epekto ng eskandalo sa career mo?" These are questions more suited for the courts where getting the sympathy of the judge is half the battle of getting a favorable decision. My point is what legislation can you draft from knowing Katrina Halili is angry and she's not getting any new projects since the scandal broke? Wala di ba?

The question on why Hayden Kho did not stop himself from using drugs when he knew very well that it is illegal. Bong Revilla had nothing else to say when Hayden Kho retorted "Minsan mas malakas ang tawag ng sex." because he can relate with that feeling.

And Bong Revilla's question of what software Hayden Kho used in transferring the videos from the video recorder to the laptop. Nagmamagaling.

I wanted to reach out to the TV and pop him in the mouth every time I hear him say the word "babuyin." It's not credible coming from him.

Abner Afuang, the person who doused water on Hayden Kho before the start of Senate hearing. Another attention whore. He was so overcome with emotion that he couldn't help himself. Or so he says. This is the same person who stages hunger strikes and all sort of gimmicky stuffs to make papansin. Come down from the cross. The price of LPG is increasing again, so I'm sure many people could use the wood.

Afuang belongs to some press organization. He will be suspended or reprimanded but not evicted from the organization. Well, sayang ang annual membership fee.

Hayden Kho. I can't say anything nice about a guy who can relate to the lyrics of "Too Young." Seriously, he would have turned out differently had fame and fortune not come too easily and too early for him. Bad things happen to those who videotapes themselves cheating on their girlfriend and with their guy friend's girlfriend.

I'm waiting for the guy to just off himself. He will not be able to have forgiveness and redemption, if that's what he's after. In this country where the majority values self-righteousness? Forget about it.

Katrina Halili. Who wrote her opening statement? Only a teleserye writer writes that kind of drivel. Excerpts:

“Minahal ko si Hayden. Bata ako kaya madaling nalagyan ng piring ang aking mga mata para isiping ako lang ang nagmamay-ari ng puso niya. Pero gaya ng lahat ng relasyon nagsimula sa kasinungalingan wala itong pinatunguhan," said the sobbing Katrina.

“Wala akong malay na ang bawat yakap at halik ay scripted. Buong -buo kong ibinigay ‘yong puso at kaluluwa ko sa isang lalaking gumagawa pala ng sariling pelikula. Ang tanga ko. Imbes na doctor, director pala. Inaamin ko ang pagkakamali ko. Ang pagkakamali ko ay minahal ko siya," she added.

I could feel vomit coming out of my mouth. If that was intended to garner sympathy, it did the opposite. I got annoyed because it was soooo pathetic. She's trying to portray herself as an innocent victim and she's not. Someone who knowingly capitalizes on her fake body for fame and fortune is not a victim. Someone who had a relationship with Mike Magat in her teens is not a victim. A starlet who constantly lies about her relationship with the opposite sex (coughkrislawrencecough, coughhaydenkhocough) is not victim.

And her line about "patay na siya may video pa rin siya." Dear, by the time the Senate is done with you, so is the public's interest in your sex video. You're not the first woman to have a sex video scandal and you won't be the last.

I hope Katrina is the last one. Pero walang pangil ang batas dito. So it all boils down to values. It seems like "let's make a sex video to prove your love to me" is the new "you will go to bed with me if you really love me." Girls, just say no.

Hayden Kho took those sex videos. Katrina Halili knew she was being taped in some of the videos, in others she doesn't. Two of Hayden Kho's friends are the main suspects in spreading the videos. Eh ano ngayon, Bong? Makakabuo ka ng batas using these information? The Senate is above all these information.

I was hoping to see IT specialists being grilled on how to detect the source of an online sex video link. I was hoping to see software people who know about devices that will allow parents to monitor their child's Internet surfing activities.

Instead mga walang kwentang kadramahan, grandstanding at kabobohan ang nakita ko.

Lolit Solis Versus Hayden Kho's Mother

Talent manager Lolit Solis, the former manager of Hayden Kho, lashed back at the mother of celebrity doctor Hayden Kho Jr. and denied instructing Katrina Halili to shed tears before television cameras after the actress’ sex video with the controversial doctor flooded cyberspace.

"Huwag kung sinu-sino ang sinisisi niyo. Basta ito tandaan mo, Mrs. Kho, isipin mong mabuti ang ginagawa ng anak mo para alam mo kung saan mo siya matutulungan. Parang kinukunsinti mo pa," Solis said in an interview on GMA’s Unang Hirit.

In a television interview on Monday night, Irene Kho alleged that Solis “orchestrated" Halili’s earlier interview with GMA News so the actress model could gain public sympathy.

Breaking her silence and taking up the cudgels for her son, Mrs. Kho also claimed Halili introduced her son to drug use.

"Ms. Katrina Halili, nabili na ang arte mo. Sabihin mo, ikaw ang naglulon sa anak ko sa droga," Irene Kho said over ABS-CBN's TV Patrol news program.

But Solis said Mrs. Kho was only being "demented" while Halili’s camp reportedly plans to sue Kho’s mother for her accusations.

In the television interview, Mrs. Kho likewise slammed Sen. Ramon Bong Revilla Jr. for supposedly dragging her into the mess. She, however, did not elaborate.

Katrina Halili Gets An Ally in Bong Revilla

I really like (as in super) the photo above. So, dignified, right?


The Vicki Belo-Hayden Kho-Katrina Halili love triangle has been resurrected after videos of a scantily-clad Katrina and Hayden Kho rehearsing a dance number were made public online. There are also sex videos featuring a comedianne and a beauty queen. I thought for sure I've heard the last of this ewe-inspiring issue. Bleh.

Now Bong Revilla (I can't sincerely call him senator because I did not vote for him) has become involved in the issue. No, hindi nya binahay si Katrina. In a privilege speech, Bong Revilla demanded the revocation of Hayden Kho's license as a medical doctor for allegedly uploading the videos of him doing the nasty with several women.

I am so glad to know that Hayden Kho is now an issue of significant national interest that can warrant a privilege speech in the highest legislative body in the land.

HAHAHAH... OMG! Bong Revilla has made himself the protector of women against perverts, peeping toms and purveyor of online sex videos. Who will protect women against cheating husbands? Baka si Lani Mercado pag nanalo siya sa Kongreso. Kongreso ba or barangay captain sa Cavite? Really, care ko.

There are really so many sanctimonious souls in this country, who prides itself as being the biggest Catholic nation in Asia. If it were any other senator making this privilege speech, I would have listened. As it is, I was LMAO and thinking "kettle meet black." Geesh, of all people. But on a positive note, Bong Revilla's acting experience came in handy because he really came across as indignant on behalf of Katrina Halili during his speech. I commend him for that. FAMAS-worthy.

Now, I will pretend that Bong Revilla was not the senator in that podium so I can focus on the issue of Internet sex videos.

Stupid bitches who let their boyfriends take a photo or video of them naked or having sex is a stupid bitch. If you really must do it to spice up your sex life, as soon as the shoot is over take that memory card and hide it.

To make sure that you are not unknowingly being videotaped, go have sex in a neutral place. Meaning, not in your boyfriend's room or house where videotaping devices can be strategically installed. If you can't do that, then you're a cheap whore who should not be having sex at all.

A smart bitch takes responsibility for her life and actions. If you don't, and there's a sex video of you, then you become a poor and hapless woman, as what Bong Revilla termed it. Stupid bitch. Not the woman, but Bong Revilla.