Diether Ocampo and Mark Herras In Trouble With The Law

Seems business is not their forte, huh?

In Diether Ocampo's case, he and his business partners are being sued by a printing company for failure to pay the balance of the cost of printing the issues of the men's magazine Uno Magazine.

First off, I didn't know there was an Uno magazine. So perhaps lack of readership is the reason why Diether and his publishing company is unable to pay the printing costs? I know one simple Google will tell me if this magazine has unfolded. I'm too lazy and frankly not interested to find out.

Second, Diether claims he is no longer with the publishing company so the plaintiff can settle the case of the postdated checks that didn't get through with his former business partners. Dumbfuck did not know that he can still be charged particularly if he had a hand in the bounced checks?

Mark Herras is being hunted by the Bureau of Internal Revenue for failing to submit the 2008 account books of the Clubserv Bar and Restaurant in which he is a part-owner. Mark probably received the summons from the BIR but didn't know what the fuck are account books, so he chose to ignore it.

Mark said he had nothing to do with the business' books because his participation extends only to the conceptualization of the restaurant.

Dumbuck! The BIR did not pull out your name out of their asses. Your name was listed as company treasurer in the SEC filing. Since you're the treasure, it's a logical assumption to go to you to ask for the account books. Dumfuck!

Yeah, it pays to go to school, Mark.

Jennylyn Mercado and Dennis Trillo Are Exclusively Dating

Outed by paparazzi photos showing Jennylyn Mercado and Dennis Trillo holding hands while enjoying their Holy Week vacation in Hong Kong.

Exclusively dating but no commitment. Major admission from Dennis Trillo, who lack balls in the forthrightness department when it comes to the women he's dating. Just ask Cristine Reyes.

Prior to the damning evidence, the two consistently denied dating despite being seen every where together. Yeah, they're just co-stars in GMA Network's afternoon drama, Gumapang Ka Sa Lusak. (roll eyes)

With that admission.... the countdown begins for a pregnancy announcement.

Wait, Jennylyn's mother advised her daughter to "mag-ingat," whatever that means. Let's hope that that is enough and effective contraceptive for Jennylyn and Dennis.

I don't have much optimism for the future of this couple's future. I feel like Dennis Trillo is in between relationships and is just looking for someone to warm his bed at night, or noon, or morning. With Jennylyn, I get a neediness vibe. It's like she needs to have a companion for self validation.

I also feel like Jennylyn is a high maintenance gal, emotion-wise. In other words, may sayad. Don't we all, but her case is in the slightly upper-scale of the spectrum.

Anyway, whatever the outcome is of their current "fuck-buddiness" can the entertainment press please leave Mark Herras out of it? The poor guy can't very well say it outright but he doesn't have a relevant opinion about Jennylyn's current relationship.

Mark could only probably say "Good luck" - not to the relationship but to the male half of the couple. After all he's been there and not going there again.