Roxanne Cabanero is a 2014 Ms World Philippines Candidate

UPDATE: Roxanne Cabanero has pulled out of the Ms World Philippines 2014 contest to give chance to other candidates and her legal case.

Famewhore, please. Didn't she think about these issues before she filed her application. I think she did and filed anyway. To get her name once again in the media. 
 

RememberRoxanne Cabanero, the other woman besides Denise Cormejo, who accused It's Showtime host, Vhong Navarro, of rape last year? She's alive and will be competing as a candidate in the 2014 Ms World Philippines content.

I thought this dirty, lying, famewhoring, two-bit sexy model, has slunk away to hide her shame or is in jail. But no, she's here to make our beauty pageant-watching experience as awkward and as disgusting as possible.

Why is Roxanne Cabanero even permitted to enter the offices of Ms World Philippines, or wherever the hell they hold their annual application process? I have two theories.








One, the head honcho of Ms World Philippines, Cory Quirino, is punking us. Any moment now she's going to blurt out "Gotcha!."

Two, this is the pageant's PR machine's diabolic scheme to make Ms World Philippines 2014 the talk of mainstream media and social media. After Megan Young who else is worthy? Not second princess Ruffa Gutierrez, whose ambition these days is how to become the Kim Kardashian of the Philippines. How loft. NOT! And not first princess Gwendolyn Ruais, whose focus is her boys and her modelling career and boys.

According to Roxanne, she's doing this to gain her confidence back. I don't know where she will pick up her confidence after the host of the moving turns to her and the other cannon fodders and say to them, "Thank you, girls." But I have a feeling she will come back - that's what famewhores do.

Denise Cornejo: What I Like About Her

This latenight-booty-call-gone-wrong headline news is all over the newspapers, afternoon news and primetime news. Bong Revilla is one lucky SOB because once again a scandal broke out to eclipse the theatrics that was Bong Revilla's privilege speech a few weeks back.

Anyhoo, I'm not rehashing all that has happened. We have newspapers and youtube for that. I'm writing to wax poetic about the three things I like about Denise Cornejo: her middle name, Millinet; her before and after physical transformation; her mouth; and her being a motivational speaker.


Her middle name is unique, don't you think? Too bad, she went about making herself famous through the most conventional means - attaching her name to a popular name and the rape accusation, which, to me, is a softcore version of a sex tape. Oh, well. We can't all be geniuses like Albert Einstein. I'm not saying her part time job is accusing men of rape and extorting them (with an accomplice, of course). I'm saying there are shameless hussies who will say she's been gang banged to get her 15 minutes.

Denise's newer, much improved cara - I loove it! The extensive cosmetic procedure is the work of a miracle doctor with a magic scalpel. The facially challenged wants that doctor's number right now and plastic surgeons who are not that doctor want to know where he/she lives and what his/her daily routine is. If you know what I mean.


I also love how Denise's resume mentions her being a motivational speaker. My idea of a motivational speaker is this guy, or maybe even this guy - not a 22 year old woman who lives in a borrowed condo. But what do I know? Perhaps, Denise is very good at motivating with her mouth.

Yeah, her mouth. It must be talented. Imagine, meeting a foreign guy and said guy allowed her to live in his rented condo after just a few days of knowing each other? Her mouth must be oozing with charm to con  to persuade the guy to camp out somewhere else. Or does the man also lives with Denise in the condo? I don't know. With all all these stories and angles cropping up this anything is possible.

I'm not going to say who's lie-telling and who's not. That's for the court to decide, and the party with the strongest connection evidence hopefully wins. But these are my final words on this whole sordid affair, and let me say them succinctly - to Vhong Navarro - KARMA - and to Cedric Lee - rich scum.