Saturday, September 13, 2014

Roxanne Cabanero is a 2014 Ms World Philippines Candidate





UPDATE: Roxanne Cabanero has pulled out of the Ms World Philippines 2014 contest to give chance to other candidates and her legal case.

Famewhore, please. Didn't she think about these issues before she filed her application. I think she did and filed anyway. To get her name once again in the media. 
 

RememberRoxanne Cabanero, the other woman besides Denise Cormejo, who accused It's Showtime host, Vhong Navarro, of rape last year? She's alive and will be competing as a candidate in the 2014 Ms World Philippines content.

I thought this dirty, lying, famewhoring, two-bit sexy model, has slunk away to hide her shame or is in jail. But no, she's here to make our beauty pageant-watching experience as awkward and as disgusting as possible.

Why is Roxanne Cabanero even permitted to enter the offices of Ms World Philippines, or wherever the hell they hold their annual application process? I have two theories.









One, the head honcho of Ms World Philippines, Cory Quirino, is punking us. Any moment now she's going to blurt out "Gotcha!."

Two, this is the pageant's PR machine's diabolic scheme to make Ms World Philippines 2014 the talk of mainstream media and social media. After Megan Young who else is worthy? Not second princess Ruffa Gutierrez, whose ambition these days is how to become the Kim Kardashian of the Philippines. How loft. NOT! And not first princess Gwendolyn Ruais, whose focus is her boys and her modelling career and boys.

According to Roxanne, she's doing this to gain her confidence back. I don't know where she will pick up her confidence after the host of the moving turns to her and the other cannon fodders and say to them, "Thank you, girls." But I have a feeling she will come back - that's what famewhores do.

Saturday, August 16, 2014

Paolo Bediones Sex Video Scandal Part II


As promised, here is the second part of the Paolo Bediones sex video scandal. In late July 2014, the interwebs exploded with the sex video scandal of TV5 executive and news anchor, and scion of the Marcos political clan, Paolo Bediones. There was a promise (or threats?) of a second and third video and here we are.

The Part II of the Paolo Bediones sex video was uploaded Aug 15, yesterday.  I don't know from what rock I was hiding because I wasn't aware. Or maybe because the news wasn't as hot and shocking when the news of the first video first leaked.


The second installment is longer than the first, 16 mins long. But to say this is the second part is a bit of a misnomer. The second video seems to be the first part and the first video was a continuation. Not that I claim to be a connoiseur of celebrity sex videos, but that is what I observed.

Neways, Paolo Bediones, dare I say, is trying to grab the Pinoy celebrity sex scandal king title from Hayden Kho, who is now a promoting himself as a spiritual adviser. His perfume line tanked; his medical career is in tatters; so why not reinvent yourself as a spiritually changed, born again man, right?

The links to the Paolo Bediones sex tape part duex is scarce, but if you are resourceful and know how to exploit the potential of Mr. Google, then you will find them, eventually. I did, and I don't confess to being very internet savvy, just patient and dedicated, LOL

So now Part III awaits, unless Paolo Bediones gives in to whoever it is who is blackmailing him.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

TV Host Paolo Bediones Has a Sex Video - UPDATE (Link, Link, Link ;P)



Paolo Bediones sex video scandal is making the rounds. It's a six minute video featuring intimate acts with a sex starlet
Paolo Bediones sex video image

UPDATE: and here's a link.  https://www.facebook.com/pages/Paolo-Bediones-Sex-Video-Scandal/309810275858892

I hope it stays. Good luck!


The Internet and social media is abuzz with whispers that TV 5 Host Paolo Bediones has a sex video that has been uploaded and is now making the rounds of the Interwebs.

Paolo Bediones has joined the illustrious (ehem, ehem) ranks of Hayden Kho, Chito Miranda and Wally Bayola. I was able to watch Hayden Kho with Maricar Reyes, thanks to Mr Google and my passable typing and spelling skills. I didn’t watch Chito Miranda and Wally Bayola – they are chaka and I have my celebrity sex scandal standards after all.

I enlisted the aid of Mr Google to find an actual link to the sex video and this is the first time that I can remember that Mr Google has disappointed me. The sites I’ve read described what was in the video and not one provided a link. I say show us the video or it didn’t happen.

If you have the link, don’t be greedy - share.

The video was shot years ago when Paolo was still in GMA Network. His partner in crime is a no-name sexy starlet. It is claimed to be shot and “performed” by two consenting adults. I can’t say seeing Paolo Bediones having sex is giving me the tingles – he’s a “meh” in the face department for me. 

And I must admit my sleuthing effort is not at its highest level because the sex involves him with a girl. Boring. But I’d even pay to watch a video of Paolo Bediones having gay sex. This is what will be make me shamelessly pant with anticipation. 

Is this unequivocal proof that Paolo Bediones is heterosexual? Snore. With a yawn inducing personality, the one thing that would make Paolo Bediones semi exciting for me is if he comes out as a guy loving guys  - now that is a very scandalicious scandal.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Aljur Abrenica Files Suit to be Released from GMA 7





Aljur Abrenica is suing his home studio GMA to be released from his management contract

GMA contract star Aljur Abrenica wants to end his contract with GMA 7 and he has gone to court to end it. Apparently, Aljur has been unhappy with the way the network has been handling his career. He cited that he lost his Bench contract, that is, he can no longer strut his buff self in his Bench undies in fashion shows, because GMA has made him to sing naughty songs and was overall sloppy in driving his career. In other words, Aljur wants to be a serious actor and GMA is not letting him.

I get that Aljur, at the some point, would want to get out of his tweetums leading man roles opposite GMA starlets like Kris Bernal. And it’s also natural for him to be jealous of the likes of Alden Richard, who signed up before him and now can brag about being leading man to Marian Rivera in Carmela.

It’s all good dreaming about being the Philippines' next major teleserye leading man, but... but Aljur has no acting talent. I know heartless, but it’s the truth. While Aljur was spending hours each day in the gym, he should have also made time for acting workshops with Laurice Guillen or Pen Medina.

Aljur’s got no acting chops to speak of, maybe that’s why we’re not seeing him in a primetime teleserye. His acting is as wooden as Machete in statue form and he’s got no personality. Well he’s got one; it’s just not engaging. 

Aljur says he’s got no other offers from any other network, so he’s really putting his career on the freeze. But I’d say he’s got one from ABS-CBN. If he doesn’t yet, he should try his hardest to get one. There’s ABS-CBS resident comedienne Ai-Ai de las Alas waiting in the wings to snap him up. 

From Louise de los Reyes to a hotness-sucking,man-eating insecure cougar – well, it’s better than going back to obscurity.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Matt Ranillo III, the Actor Who Plays Jesus is a PDAF Scam Bagman



And I thought the continuing saga that is the PDAF scam is becoming boring.

First, a doyenne (I'm using the word loosely) of the Philippine alta sosyedad, Ruby Tuason, has come out of hiding to reveal that she personally delivered millions of commissions placed in bags to Jinggoy Estrada and Juan Ponce Enrile.

Now, it has been revealed during this afternoon's Senate hearing on the PDAF scam by numero uno whistleblower, Benhur Luy, and Madam Ruby that Matt Ranillo III also served as bagman for Jinggoy Estrada. Jinggoy, are you feeling the noose getting tighter and tigher? (evil laugh)



What is more fantastic is that Janet Lim Napoles and Matt Ranillo III sued the other years before, and they settled, I think, but not before Matt Ranillo submitted vouchers he received from the office of Janet Lim Napoles as evidence in the case.

And it gets better, so it strengthens my belief that karma really has something major against bad people. The vouchers, per GMA News earlier tonight, contain the words "commissions received from projects by Senator Jinggoy Estrada" and commissions received from projects by Senator Loy Ejercito." So, Jinggoy, spare your mother? Do we really have to?

During Jinggoy's mini presscon is his "hallowed" Senate office (he didn't attend the hearing because he has delicadeza. HAHAHAHA) he admitted that Ruby went to his office to deliver sandwiches and pansit. Jinggoy thinks we were born yesterday. Of course, he won't mention that the food came with bags of money. And the other revelations by Ruby, he just denied. LAME!

Going back to Matt Ranillo III - this guy plays Jesus in movies and plays! Talk about life not imitating art! You think he doesn't know that he's getting commission from projects that should benefit Filipinos? Nah, I don't think so, too. This guy at one time also aspired to be a politician, running for congressman in the 2007 elections. Fortunately for us he didn't win. You think Matt's friend, Jinggoy, shared his "get-rich-quick" scheme with him? You bet! He wasn't getting rich playing Jesus, so....

Matt has been subpoenaed to attend the next Senate hearing. I hope he does attend and spills the beans on Sexy. And the noose can finally do its job... 



Friday, February 7, 2014

Denise Cornejo: What I Like About Her



This latenight-booty-call-gone-wrong headline news is all over the newspapers, afternoon news and primetime news. Bong Revilla is one lucky SOB because once again a scandal broke out to eclipse the theatrics that was Bong Revilla's privilege speech a few weeks back.

Anyhoo, I'm not rehashing all that has happened. We have newspapers and youtube for that. I'm writing to wax poetic about the three things I like about Denise Cornejo: her middle name, Millinet; her before and after physical transformation; her mouth; and her being a motivational speaker.


Her middle name is unique, don't you think? Too bad, she went about making herself famous through the most conventional means - attaching her name to a popular name and the rape accusation, which, to me, is a softcore version of a sex tape. Oh, well. We can't all be geniuses like Albert Einstein. I'm not saying her part time job is accusing men of rape and extorting them (with an accomplice, of course). I'm saying there are shameless hussies who will say she's been gang banged to get her 15 minutes.

Denise's newer, much improved cara - I loove it! The extensive cosmetic procedure is the work of a miracle doctor with a magic scalpel. The facially challenged wants that doctor's number right now and plastic surgeons who are not that doctor want to know where he/she lives and what his/her daily routine is. If you know what I mean.


I also love how Denise's resume mentions her being a motivational speaker. My idea of a motivational speaker is this guy, or maybe even this guy - not a 22 year old woman who lives in a borrowed condo. But what do I know? Perhaps, Denise is very good at motivating with her mouth.

Yeah, her mouth. It must be talented. Imagine, meeting a foreign guy and said guy allowed her to live in his rented condo after just a few days of knowing each other? Her mouth must be oozing with charm to con  to persuade the guy to camp out somewhere else. Or does the man also lives with Denise in the condo? I don't know. With all all these stories and angles cropping up this anything is possible.

I'm not going to say who's lie-telling and who's not. That's for the court to decide, and the party with the strongest connection evidence hopefully wins. But these are my final words on this whole sordid affair, and let me say them succinctly - to Vhong Navarro - KARMA - and to Cedric Lee - rich scum.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Tito Sotto Flip Flops on Libel on Cybercrime Law


Tito Sotto filed a bill removing the libel provision in the Cybercrime Prevention Act, but later withdrew his filing after he heard that President Noynoy Aquino favours the provision.

Ano ba talaga? First plagiarizing the work of a blogger on women's health to argue his position against the RH Bill. And now he is "liking" what the president is "liking?"


There is still plenty of stupidity coming from Tito Sotto. Here is his thoughts on the libel provision under the Cybercrime Act: "Magpa-file ako ng bill o resolution na alisin na ang libel para kami puwede na ring magmura, kayo puwede na ring magmura—at bakit sila lang ang puwede?” tila paghamon pa ng senador." If Sotto ever has any delusions of being one of the greatest statesmen in Philippine history, then this is a major fail.

The first good news that involves Tito Sotto is that he is seriously thinking of resigning as Senate Majority Floor leader. In short, he wants to join the committee of silence chaired by Lito Lapid and co-chaired by Bong Revilla.

Tito is lying denying that he is quitting that unglamorous, high-pressured position (his words, not mine) because of all the crap (I refuse to call it cyber bullying) he received from netizens over his stand on the RH Bill and "copying-a-blog-is-not plagiarism "palusot." But you and I know the reason is because he wants to leave his part-time job and spend more time on his main job, as host of Eat Bulaga!

People want Tito Sotto gone from the Senate. If he runs today, he sure as hell will not win. I imagine it would be a dreary Senate without Sotto's constant fuckeries entertaining us
. However, give me boring anytime instead of Tito wasting precious space in the Senate and partaking of our annual pork barrel.