Where's Glee's Big Gay Kiss?

Klaine shippers are up in arms!

The much-awaited kiss between Blaine and Kurt never happened- at least on Philippine TV. Booooo!

What's MTRCB trying to say? That gay kiss is unnatural (i.e not found anywhere in the Bible) and should not be emulated? Puleaze! That's so yesterday.

It was a kilig and sweet moment, I heard, so I'm baffled as to why? why?

Let's all ask the bigots at MTRCB, yeah? And I thought it was good was that we've finally seen the last of Condi La Guardia.

Still A Major Major Win Despite A Fourth Place Win

Ms Philippines Maria Venus Raj placed fourth runner up in the 2010 Miss Universe in Las Vegas, Nevada.

With 83 contestants from around the world competing that was not a bad finished. And considering it has been years since our bet even made it into the top 15.

A lot of people were saying Venus was a favorite to win the crown but what did her in was her answer during the Q&A portion.

The question from judge William Baldwin was, "What is one big mistake that you've made in your life and what did you do to make it right?"

Habang nag-iisip ng magandang isasagot si Venus, sabi nya sa judges, "Thank you so much, Sir for that wonderful question."

Venus' answer was, "You know what, Sir in my 22 years of existence I can say that there is nothing major major, I mean, problem that I have done in my life. Because I am very confident with my family, with the love that they are giving to me. So, thank you so much that I am here, thank you thank you so much."

I don't want to rag on Venus about her answer anymore since it would sound lame following the tragic ending to the Quirino Grandstand hostage-taking on August 23.

Let's just enjoy the support Venus has been getting and continues to get from her fans, especially these Glittery Gays of Youtube.

BB Gandanghair Refused Entrance in a Bar for Cross Dessing

BB Gandanghari, the female reincarnation of ex-hunk actor Rustom Padilla, was reportedly refused entrance at Aruba Bar and Restaurant in Metro Walk in Ortigas because the establishment has a dress code, which includes no cross-dressing.

The bar is the same one that refused entrance to stand-up comedian, Inday Garutay, because of, you guessed it, cross-dressing. To make the story, gusto mang rumampa ni BB sa Aruba Bar at panoorin ang concert ni Rannie Raymundo, that idea was unapologetically nixed by the bar's bouncer, manager and owner.

The bar has so many rules, ha. There's one that says "the bar may refuse entrance to those who are incorrigibly uncool." This means us who are incapable of being sophisticated or worldly wise. Can you say pretentious?! That applies to the establishment, the owners of the establishment and the hoity toity crowd at Aruba. On behalf of the sweaty masses, I salute all of you with both hands up and the middle fingers extended.

Ok, now back to Ms BB. She waxed poetic about the incident in her blog. I must admit I didn't read the whole thing because it has all the boring, philosophical and political stuff and quotes from dead people. Read it here if you must. So, Ms BB said that she now knows how Rosa Parks must have felt back in the day when racial segregation was the "in" thing. Hate to break it to you Ms BB, but what you felt when you were refused entrance in Aruba is not even a smidgen of what black people experienced in their daily life. C'mon now. Blacks didn't have branded dresses, shoes and accessories, and Shu Uemura cosmetics back in the day. Sorry to be dissing Ms Bb, but I'm just sayin'.

The "no cross dressing" rules. It's all about the rules. Rules are rarely black and white. If Ms BB is not a well known celebrity and she enters the bar, no one would have mistaken her for a cross dresser. There are many gays out there who look way more girly and feminine than real women. And there are women who look like dudes. Paano ang mga operada, ang mga tibo? How would this rule apply?

In the grand scheme of things, Aruba is just a gnat. Meaning it's insignificant and should not be turned into a rallying cry by gays who have had it with discrimination. For all we know, this global recession, with a little bit of bad karma thrown, would see the end of Aruba. Even "cool" people would need to scrimp sometime, you know?

Jordan Herrera Denies Having Had Gay Relationships

Jordan Herrera is denying that he had engaged in relationships of the homosexual kind. Now, you might be wondering (or not) why we are hearing so much of Jordan Herrera these days. It's because he is in that teleserye called Kambal sa Uma on ABS-CBN. There's nothing to talk about Jordan Herrera, save for the blind items linking him to this and that rich gay man (emphasis on rich).

I can hear my favorite columnist Cristy Fermin and Jojit de Niro laughing their asses off upon reading this denial. Of course I've read a lot of blind times of this hunk actor being kept by a rich gay benefactor and this hunk actor having a falling out with his rich gay benefactor. Whenever I read a blind item about a hunk actor and gay rich man, I automatically picture Jordan Herrera.

Jordan did not stop at No. In his PEP interview, he used words like "hindi ko kayang sikmurain yun." "Kaya kong tumingin sa mata ng iba at sabihin na hindi ko kayang gawin yun." "Marami akong raket at maraming artista din ang nagbibigay ng tulong sa akin katulad ni Kuya Ipe."

Hokay, Jordan Herrera never had a gay benefactor. And Boy Abunda is an anal sex virgin. Philip Salvador is helping him financially. Does Philip Salvador have a career these days? I think he has yet to pay a substantial sum for being convicted in a estafa case filed against him by a former lover. San kukuha ng pera yun? Kay Bong Revilla at Jinggoy Estrada?

Anyway, Jordan, who cares if you made patol sa bakla. This is without a doubt the most exciting issue about you. Once this dies down, what is there to talk about? And you said you can never make patol because you have a family? Dear, I hate to break it to you, but a family is not a hindrance, it is a motivation, well in the case of magutom ka vs pumatol sa bakla it is.

The latest on Jake Cuenca and His Bullet-riddled Expedition

The latest on this incident is boring. According to Jake Cuenca, he is not anymore bothered that his luxury vehicle is now useless after it was strafed with bullets by still-unidentified perpetrators. Why? Because he has been receiving so many blessings and this is what he is focusing on. Barf.

Jake also requested that Baron Geisler not be implicated because Baron is a good man. Same with ex-Roxanne Guinoo and her current boyfriend because… ewan, I succumbed to a five-second coma while watching Jake speak, but I’m sure it has something to do with them being a good couple).

As much as I want to say just nice things about Jake Cuenca, I can’t help but say “Please, just shut up and look pretty.” A ruined million-peso vehicle and a calm and collected, even benevolent owner. Does not add up. It’s like Jake Cuenca was taught about what and how to say what he said. Those PR bitches at ABS-CBN are really doing their homework. As I said, boooringgg.

Ah, basta. This is what keeps me interested in Jake Cuenca. I want to know if the gay benefactor(s) issue that has been hounding him since forever is true. If it is true, then I’d say "that’s …. not boring?"

Jake, next time just pretty will do it for me, um k?

Above is a non-boring photo of Jake Cuenca for you. If that is NSFW for you, you're in the wrong job. :P

Eric Sanchez Jerk Off Pictures Are Real

Eric Sanchez, runner up in the Amazing Race 7 and winner in the Amazing Race All-Stars, confirmed that photos of a man jerking off infront of a web cam are of him. None of the photos included his face or his famous nipple rings, but Sanchez confirmed that the photos are real.

Sanchez said he did a jerk session with some girl online who allegedly took still photos. See Eric jerking off on web cam. Site and images are of course NFSW.

Eric has always been semi-hot to me until he opens his mouth. The photos are definitely worth seeing, but do it in the privacy of your home.

Who Is Raymond Gutierrez Kissing?

My first reaction? LOL and a big WTF?! Wouldn't you? GMA network host Raymond Gutierrez caught kissing ABS-CBN teen star Carla Humphreys at a Celebrity Water Sports Challenge in Camarines Sur. Isn't it common knowledge (maybe except for the Gutierrez family who I am sure remains in denial) that the other Gutierrez twin bats for the other team? Oh, well this is show business.

Many teen actors and matinee idols have chosen to enter that closet and locked that shit down tight in order to preserve their image among their adoring and shrieking fans and keep those projects coming.

Rustom Padilla is now BB Gandanghari

On principle, I really don't have an issue with Rustom Padilla being "reborn" as BB Gandanghari. I believe in being true to oneself, and living life as they see fit. But if you followed Rustom Padilla's career as a action star/matinee idol in 1990s, there is a certain "icky" feeling from suddenly seeing him/her in the persona of BB Gandanghari. Okay, "icky" is too strong a word, but probably not as strong as what Carmina Villaroel is feeling, not to mention the entire Padilla clan.

I just can't reconcile Rustom Padilla/BB Gandanghari. This is especially apparent when I saw her photo spread in YES! Magazine. She was all decked out in beautiful clothes, perfect makeup and flattering hairstyle. But all I could see is Rustom Padilla in drag. She's all angular and sharp features, and she doesn't yet have that refined, feminine look that all born females have. Well, maybe in time people will forget who Rustom Padilla is and BB Gandanghari can finally lay him to rest for good.

For Those Who are In Doubt

Well, I was never in doubt over whether Adam Lambert, one of the top 26 on Season 8 of American Idol, likes the peen or not. Vote for the Worst has more pictures of Adam being his "happy" self.