Christina Aguilera Fucks Up National Anthem At Super Bowl

Watch Christina Aguilera and her bloated face fuck up the lyrics of the Star Spangled Banner at Sunday's Super Bowl in Texas.

Instead of singing "O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?" but repeated an earlier line with a slight variation, Haguelera sang "What so proudly we watched at the twilight's last gleaming."

With the millions being paid to her, the least Christina could have done is memorize the lyrics to THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. It's not some obscure song.

I wasn't offended much by the fucked up lyrics, not even her clown makeup. However, I take exception to the rape of my ears as Haguilera melisma the crap out of that song. The overstyling is like fingernails on a chalk board.

I would have forgiven her if she sang the national anthem wearing her "Dirty" get up.

You know Haguilera is still lucky because it was the Star Spangled Banner. If she sang Lupang Hinirang the way she did the Star Spangled Banner, I bet the National Historical Institute would be all over her by now. A lawsuit would not be enough, the agency would probably rehab her until she sings the Lupang Hinirang in 1/4 beat.

There would probably be a Haguelera shrine of shame at the institute with the words "Huwag Tularan."

Still A Major Major Win Despite A Fourth Place Win

Ms Philippines Maria Venus Raj placed fourth runner up in the 2010 Miss Universe in Las Vegas, Nevada.

With 83 contestants from around the world competing that was not a bad finished. And considering it has been years since our bet even made it into the top 15.

A lot of people were saying Venus was a favorite to win the crown but what did her in was her answer during the Q&A portion.

The question from judge William Baldwin was, "What is one big mistake that you've made in your life and what did you do to make it right?"

Habang nag-iisip ng magandang isasagot si Venus, sabi nya sa judges, "Thank you so much, Sir for that wonderful question."

Venus' answer was, "You know what, Sir in my 22 years of existence I can say that there is nothing major major, I mean, problem that I have done in my life. Because I am very confident with my family, with the love that they are giving to me. So, thank you so much that I am here, thank you thank you so much."

I don't want to rag on Venus about her answer anymore since it would sound lame following the tragic ending to the Quirino Grandstand hostage-taking on August 23.

Let's just enjoy the support Venus has been getting and continues to get from her fans, especially these Glittery Gays of Youtube.

Luigi Seno Makes Waves in America

Luigi Seno, born and raised in the Mandaue, impressed all three judges of the US television talent show America's Got Talent with his acoustic version of Maroon 5's Sunday Morning.

His cool voice is worth a goose bump or two for me. We're so used to hearing good singers that it would really take an out-of-this-world voice to impress us. Well, Luigi's voice is not exactly "alien" but his voice is cool and soothing. It's like Baron Geisler would have no choice but to stop his groping orgy in one of his drunken episodes and listen to Luigi and his guitar.

Luigi got three yeses from the judges and now on his way to Las Vegas for a chance to win a cool $1 Million.
Luigi on YouTube

David Cook and David Archuleta in Manila

American Idol 7 winner David Cook and runner up David Archuleta arrived this afternoon, May 12. They arrived separately at the Ninoy International Airport, with David Cook arriving two hours earlier than David Archuleta.

The singers are here to perform in a concert titled "David Cook & David Archuleta: Live in Manila, on May 16 at the SM Mall of Asia Concert Grounds. But before the concert, the two Davids will have a press conference on May 14. They are also set to make an appearance on Sis and Eat Bulaga on May 14.

David Cook was one of the more successful products of the American Idol franchise. But not the entire fandom was happy when David Cook over David Archuleta. Watch these bunch of girls get tortured while waiting for Ryan Seacrest announce the winner of American Idol 7 and watch their world come crushing down when David Cook was announced the winner.

Click, click, click.

Abby Cruz: Passionate or Desperate?

I wouldn't normally notice a part-time actress/celebrity like Abby Cruz, but it has been bugging me that homegirl has been to practically to every beauty pageant created by man. Girl is a pro in the beauty contest circuit that she has mastered that pageant-ready mug and smile. Let's see. She joined Bb Pilipinas 2007 and won second runner up. She was one of the unlucky "thank you, girls" in Bb Pilipinas 2009. Most recently, she joined the "Century Tuna Superbods 2009." Luz Valdez pa rin, sa awa ng Dios. Awww...

An yeah, she's the girlfriend of host Paolo Bediones. With so many beauty contests that this girl had joined and failed to win, this single fact seems to have become an afterthought.

It escapes me why Abby had to join Bb Pilipinas twice. If you did not win the first, why do you think you would on the second try? Parang visa application yan sa US embassy, eh. Pag nag apply ka ng first time at na-reject, huwag ka mag try ulet unless your circumstances changed, like may namatay kang kamag-anak na napamanahan ka ng lupa at negosyo.

Speaking of beauty pageants, behold this stunning and smart beauty from the Ms Panama 2009 contest. Ms Giosue Cozzarelli gave the most profound answer when asked about her thoughts on one of Confucious' quotes.



Look at her face. She was like "Ohh, I know the answer to this." Hair bleach or hair dye must kill brain cells. Why else would we get pure comedy gold when Confucius and beauty pageant contestants mix together?

Let's be real. Beauty pageants are tits and ass competition. Nothing wrong with that, let's move along to the swimsuit competition.

Beauty fades, but dumb is forever.

Beyonce: Voice of an Angel

Here's a clip shock jock Howard Stern played on his Sirius Radio program that is supposedly the unedited board feed from Beyonce's performance of "If I Were A Boy" on Today back in November 2008. It turned out to be a fake as someone claimed to have doctored it for fun.

If listening to Adam Lambert hit those falsettos is not enough to clean your ears, click the video above. Your ears will definitely hear better.

Beyonce's Pa issued this statement:

If no one took the time to look at the biggest Inauguration in the history of America then shame on them.

If no one took the time to listen to Beyonce sing 'America the Beautiful' and 'At Last' at the Neighborhood Ball for the first dance of President Obama and the First Lady, and they question Beyonce's vocal ability, they've gotta be an idiot.

At 12 years into her career, the last thing someone should be questioning is her vocal ability.

That would be like questioning if Kobe Bryant could shoot a jump shot. The vocals were obviously altered.

Bayani Agbayani Scandal: Kuwentong Lasing

So, comedian Bayani Agbayani recently got embroiled in a minor traffic accident that was captured on video and uploaded on video-sharing site YouTube. I wasn't going to write about this news because, c'mon, ito ay kuwentong lasing. Anyway...The men who were the other party in the accident and the ones who recorded the ensuing scandal are assholes. Notice, most of them were all calm and collected, like they were all just discussing the weather, while Bayani Agbayani's gutter mouth were cussing them from head to foot. Don't you dare say you were just taking the high road. Please, bitches. you knew there was a camera and you were all being careful not to say and do the wrong thing. I wondered if Bayani Agbayani were not a celebrity these assholes would have wasted precious memory to capture the incident?

As for Bayani Agbayani, you are lame and pathetic when drunk. Iinom-inom ka tapos pag naka-aksidente, ise-settle mo.

Ang mga kwentong lasing talaga they have their share of unintentional comedies. In this instance, I LOL every time Bayani shouts "putang ina mo." Every single time he uttered those precious words I wince and then laugh. Pucha, ang lutong. Dapat isawsaw sa suka para makain. Bayani was like a typical lasing na ayaw magpaawat. But then at the 4:33-4:38 mark in the video above, his voice suddenly went soft when he learned how much damage he will pay, "6000 thousand? Mahal naman" I thought, "Finally! Self-awareness that he was being scammed by those assholes." But he went ahead and paid so the liquor still won in the end.

Claudine Barreto: Earth Mother

I can't watch an entire show on local channels without seeing commercials starring Claudine Barretto. These commercials, I think, are trying to capitalize on Claudine Barretto's new role in life, that of an earth mother. I'm not looking down my nose at Claudine for doing these commercials. I mean it's one way to keep the cashing flowing in and to keep her mug in the public's eye.

I just can't get fully down on Claudine Barretto's earth mother persona. It's because I can never forget that Claudine Barretto once had a potty mouth. Click, click on the YouTube clip below.

Boyet Fajardo Scandal: Who Is Boyet Fajardo?

The Boyet Fajardo scandal is buzzing on the Internets!! On March 13, 2009 at the Duty Free Phils at Fiesta Mall, Boyet Fajardo made a huge spectacle of himself by throwing a hissy fit on a poor, unsuspecting cashier whose only crime is to request identifications from Fajardo for credit card verification.

First, WHO IS THIS JACKASS? Second, when throwing a tantrum in public one must have at least name and face recognition. From what I read, Boyet Fajardo is a major brand in RTW. Not couture, RTW. Third, seriously, WHO IS THIS JACKASS?

Now, we've had all our share of little incidences in which we lost patience with a food server, security guard, cashier, etc. But most of us don't take it to the next level. This man takes the cake because he refused to be calmed down by managers and other officers of the mall. He even had the gall to demand that the cashier go down on his knees before him and ask for forgiveness. Not satisfied, he even wanted to slap the cashier on the face. Boyet, Diyos at santo lang ang niluluhuran. Tsaka ang mga lalaki ng mga bakla. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

For the sake of his job, the cashier did what Fajardo wanted. Did Fajardo let the matter rest? No. He went on and on as if a grave sin has been done to him. Seriously, who acts this way? The guy must have been on something or he has a very serious case of megalomania. What more did he want?

Fajardo threatened to call someone of power that he says he knew. Why he would do this? Classic bully behaviour. If your powers are not enough to flay your enemy, you call other bullies to do the dirty deed for you. In Fajardo's case, since he refused to ID himself, he must have thought the people around him would finally believe he is who he says he is if someone with power will do the ID-ing for him.

Boyet Fajardo, you are only great in your own mind. You are the living proof that money cannot buy class.

There's one picture of Boyet Fajardo I found on the net. I refuse to put it here, baka he suddenly gains face recognition, at the very least.

Read the whole incident from the original source.

There's even a video evidence now.

Thanks Carol

Ugly Beautiful

This is one pussy that would definitely haunt all our dreams. But seriously, look how beatiful it is in a strange sort of way. It is like what Tyra Banks likes to call "Ugly Beautiful."