Willie Revillame Goes Off the Air

Willie Revillame and his TV program, Willing Willie, are going on hiatus for two weeks.

This is to give Willie time to contemplate whether he can still go on with single-handedly saving the poor population of the Philippines.

Woe-is-me Willie Revillame has given up because fellow artistas, Aiza Seguerra, Lea Salonga and Jim Paredes to name a few, have dared speak up against not Willie himself but about the inappropriateness of the "Jan-Jan episode" of Willing Willie.

Me thinks Willie Revillame is rethinking his life's choices because several of his shows sponsors have withdrawn, at least temporarily, from airing ads on the show.

If Procter and Gamble, Jolibee's Mang Inasal, Unilever Philippines, CDO and Cebuana Lhuillier quit me, I'd also quit myself. Those ads support Willie and his staff's salaries as well as the prices given to contestants.

Willie Revillame, contrary to his sycophants' (i.e Cristy Fermin) belief, is not so selfless that he would continue with the show spending his own money to give to his poor contestants.

Because Willie got so hurt by his fellow actors speaking out against him, he lashed back at them via a 30-minute monologue on the April 8 edition of Willing Willie.

Sa mga nakisawsaw, Willie has this to say: "nakatulong na ba sila sa mahihirap?"

In Willie mind that should shut them up. It didn't occur to him that those people may not necessarily have the same opinions about certain things.

Willie has this to say about Aiza Seguerra: "Magpakalalaki ka." -- what does that even mean?

To Agot Isidro "Wala ka namang anak, alamin mo muna." Well, I know people with kids who chose to exploit their children. Hello JanJan's parents.

Willie may be a millionaire many times over but he is UNCOUTH. That is all I'm going to say about him.

When Willie resurfaces again (I'm sure he will), TV5 should hire good scriptwriters for the show. Put in writing what Willie should say, how program segments should go because nothing comes good during Willie's unscripted moments.

Notice Willing Willie is a two-hour program but almost never ends on the exact hour? That's because Willie always runs his mouth and tries to squeeze every tear-jerking moments from his contestants - all in the name of entertainment and public service - allegedly.

Christina Aguilera Fucks Up National Anthem At Super Bowl

Watch Christina Aguilera and her bloated face fuck up the lyrics of the Star Spangled Banner at Sunday's Super Bowl in Texas.

Instead of singing "O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?" but repeated an earlier line with a slight variation, Haguelera sang "What so proudly we watched at the twilight's last gleaming."

With the millions being paid to her, the least Christina could have done is memorize the lyrics to THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. It's not some obscure song.

I wasn't offended much by the fucked up lyrics, not even her clown makeup. However, I take exception to the rape of my ears as Haguilera melisma the crap out of that song. The overstyling is like fingernails on a chalk board.

I would have forgiven her if she sang the national anthem wearing her "Dirty" get up.

You know Haguilera is still lucky because it was the Star Spangled Banner. If she sang Lupang Hinirang the way she did the Star Spangled Banner, I bet the National Historical Institute would be all over her by now. A lawsuit would not be enough, the agency would probably rehab her until she sings the Lupang Hinirang in 1/4 beat.

There would probably be a Haguelera shrine of shame at the institute with the words "Huwag Tularan."

Willie Revillame For Senator?

Blame Manny Villar if this desecration comes true. Punish him for this idiocy by not voting for him.

Willie Revillame is currently on hiatus after being deluged with protests and criticism over his rude and arrogant remark about the late President Corazon Aquino’s cortege being show live on his show, Wowowee.

The Aquino family has accepted Willie Revillame’s apology, but certain sectors are still after his head. The intention was good, but why be rude and arrogant about it? Kasi money can’t buy you good manners and breeding.

Willie’s spin doctor, Cristy Fermin, is also on the offensive, devoting a portion of her Bulgar column regarding Willie’s status almost daily.

According to doc Cristy, several ads are on hold while Willie is on leave. Many fans are sending her texts and mails voicing their impatience over Willie’s continued absence on Wowowee. If you’re born yesterday, please feel free to believe all these lie telling.

Manny Villar has also come to Willie’s rescue, offering a senatorial seat for Willie if he decides not to come back on his show.

Seryoso ka? Parang ang daling pumili ng kandidato para sa isang mahalagang posisyon sa gobyerno. Kailangan ba ng senado ng court jester? Hindi pa ba sapat ang estatwa sa Senado na si Lito Lapid?

The network where Willie works has exonerated him, saying that the insertion of the live feed was a miscommunication. Oo na miscommunication na. However, the issue is Willie’s lack of respect for others in the way he comes across through words and actions. How do you explain that?

Freddie Aguilar is the Epitome of Kindness

After Freddie Aguilar opened his big mouth expressed his opinions about Pinoy artists trying their luck overseas, stor(y)ies about our fount of nationalistic pride have been coming out of the woodwork.

Via Cristy Fermin’s column in Bulgar, a fellow artist revealed that a plan to form a group or foundation to help singers who are sick and broke was outrightly rejected by Freddie Aguilar. He reasoned that such initiative will only give their colleagues more reason to remain lazy.

That’s cold, like freezing cold. If a singer can’t booked a gig because they’re sick, it’s not being lazy. It’s not being able to get up from the bed, literally. I’m just sayin’.

Help should come naturally. If Freddie is not feeling too kind and charitable, then let him be. As we are all fond of saying, “huwag magbigay ng pagkain kung hindi bukal sa kalooban, baka sumakit pa ang tiyan ng pagbibigyan mo.”

Does this group of singers really need Freddie’s participation to get their plan off the ground? Freddie, as we all know, has his own quest – that of spreading Filipino music internationally (who knows maybe inter-galactically?) and changing the last line of the Bayang Magiliw.

If this story is true, people who are relying on the kindness of others now know not to hit Freddie up for anything. You’ve been warned, you lazy freeloaders!

Freddie Aguilar Agrees That Filipinos Are Monkeys

Last week, Freddie Aguilar made a last ditch effort to stay relevant. He commented that Pinoy talents who are making waves in the US like Charice Pempengco and Arnel Pineda proved what Mariah Carey said about Filipinos being monkeys. He was referring to Pinoy talents not having their own identities and imitating foreign singers.

Freddie Aguilar was criticized for calling Filipinos monkeys, but he was quick to clarify that it wasn’t him who called Charice monkey, but foreign singers like Mariah Carey.

Semantics, Freddie. I can’t fault Freddie Aguilar for his comments because as I am found of saying, “opinions are like assholes; everybody has one.” Own up to what you said because it amounted to same thing. I also can’t find anything wrong with saying those bitchy comments on the occasion of the opening of your music bar. Free publicity! I think Freddie succeeded because I can’t remember the last time Freddie Aguilar stayed this long in the media spotlight Score one for team Freddie!

Of course, Gary Valenciano and Arnel Pineda have weighed in on Freddie’s high opinions of his talents. Basically, what they said was boring and not worth repeating. “Grow some balls and hurt Freddie’s feelings as well,” is what I would tell them if I see them. But since I’m always in front of the PC, I’ll just type those words here.

But I like the comments made by Gary Valenciano’s son, Gab Valenciano. He said, “may be he’s {Freddie} just jealous.” LOL Typical of his generation. “You’re just jelly cause I’m better than you are..blah, blah.”

Freddie made specific comments about Charice having had the opportunity to sing on Oprah and in a concert with Celine Dion but she still chose to sing Whitney and Celine songs. I’m simple minded but even I know if an artist like Charice is just starting out, she can’t demand what types of songs she sings.

Never mind, Freddie. I’m sure Charice and her stagemother are busy counting their millions and living in style in their dream house in Cavite.

I read that Freddie’s song, “Anak,” which I think is his only claim to fame (I might be wrong, though), has been translated in many languages. Isn’t that done to give a song global appeal? Freddie might say it’s not the same thing. Fine!

By the way, Freddie also proposed changing the last line of our national anthem Bayang Magiliw “Lupang Hinirang.” He wants the ending to be just “…buhay ay langit sa piling mo” and the line “ang mamatay ng dahil sa iyo” be removed and changed to “buhay ay langit sa piling mo.” His reason and I quote “eh di kayo na lang ang mamatay, ako ayaw ko.”

So Freddie, if it involves death, let others do it. Ninoy Aquino is rolling in his grave right now; rolling his eyes and giving you a killing side-eye. Is Freddie sure he’s not after royalties if his lyrics replace the old line of the national anthem?

Let’s bid Freddie good luck on his quest. When pig’s fly. When hell freezes over. Those are likely to happen first before the stalwart sentinels at the National Historic Institute let him mess with our precious Bayang Magiliw. He should have a talk with Martin Nieverra.