Hayden Kho and Katrina Halili Square Off At Senate Hearing

After engaging in verbal spats for weeks on TV and magazines, sex video stars Hayden Kho and Katrina finally came face to face at the hearing before the Committee on Women, Children and Family on Thursday, 22 May.

If the hearing was held in aid of legislation, I failed to hear any substance that would aid that cause. Instead what I watched was a supposedly private affair that turned into a public scandal complete with sex, drugs, lies and videotapes.

For a second I was determined not to blog about that Senate circus, but the more I watch the central figures in this drama on TV the more annoyed I get. I was rolling me eyes the entire time that I was afraid I would be permanently afflicted with "ceiling eyes' syndrome.

They should all just shut their pie holes already. The hearing should not have been made public. It should never have happened at all. But this scandal is a media mileage that is just too precious to pass up for attention-whoring lawmakers.

Jinggoy Estrada. Wow he was fierce in that hearing when he was berating that lawyer for Hayden Kho. Uhm, Jinggoy, acting fierce will not make me forget the bunch of shit for movies you made before you successfully conned the public into electing you in the Senate.

Jamby Madrigal. I got the impression that the sex video scandal is secondary to her. She's after a bigger fish and that is the well-known figure who supplied drugs to Hayden Kho. At the end of the hearing, when she asked Hayden Kho if he would be willing to reveal the his drug supplier in an Execution executive session, I was thinking "Aren't you defeating the whole purpose of an executive session if you've already announced to the public that Hayden Kho will reveal the identity of his drug supplier?" Why not asked after the public hearing? Grandstanding much?

Jamby thanked Katrina for her courage and added many women would be thanking her. Hindi rin. I don't consider Katrina Halili the modern-day hero for women's causes. She set the Women's Movement a few steps back by acting pathetic and playing the victim to the hilt.

Bong Revilla. Ass kissers are saying Bong Revilla's image and reputation are not at issue. The sex video scandal is. Okay. Pede bang magfocus sa kabobohan ni Bong Revilla? His line of questioning is what made the public hearing in aid of legislation" deteriorate into an emotional outburst from Katrina Halili.

"Ano ang nararamdaman mo ngayon?" "Ano ang naging epekto ng eskandalo sa career mo?" These are questions more suited for the courts where getting the sympathy of the judge is half the battle of getting a favorable decision. My point is what legislation can you draft from knowing Katrina Halili is angry and she's not getting any new projects since the scandal broke? Wala di ba?

The question on why Hayden Kho did not stop himself from using drugs when he knew very well that it is illegal. Bong Revilla had nothing else to say when Hayden Kho retorted "Minsan mas malakas ang tawag ng sex." because he can relate with that feeling.

And Bong Revilla's question of what software Hayden Kho used in transferring the videos from the video recorder to the laptop. Nagmamagaling.

I wanted to reach out to the TV and pop him in the mouth every time I hear him say the word "babuyin." It's not credible coming from him.

Abner Afuang, the person who doused water on Hayden Kho before the start of Senate hearing. Another attention whore. He was so overcome with emotion that he couldn't help himself. Or so he says. This is the same person who stages hunger strikes and all sort of gimmicky stuffs to make papansin. Come down from the cross. The price of LPG is increasing again, so I'm sure many people could use the wood.

Afuang belongs to some press organization. He will be suspended or reprimanded but not evicted from the organization. Well, sayang ang annual membership fee.

Hayden Kho. I can't say anything nice about a guy who can relate to the lyrics of "Too Young." Seriously, he would have turned out differently had fame and fortune not come too easily and too early for him. Bad things happen to those who videotapes themselves cheating on their girlfriend and with their guy friend's girlfriend.

I'm waiting for the guy to just off himself. He will not be able to have forgiveness and redemption, if that's what he's after. In this country where the majority values self-righteousness? Forget about it.

Katrina Halili. Who wrote her opening statement? Only a teleserye writer writes that kind of drivel. Excerpts:

“Minahal ko si Hayden. Bata ako kaya madaling nalagyan ng piring ang aking mga mata para isiping ako lang ang nagmamay-ari ng puso niya. Pero gaya ng lahat ng relasyon nagsimula sa kasinungalingan wala itong pinatunguhan," said the sobbing Katrina.

“Wala akong malay na ang bawat yakap at halik ay scripted. Buong -buo kong ibinigay ‘yong puso at kaluluwa ko sa isang lalaking gumagawa pala ng sariling pelikula. Ang tanga ko. Imbes na doctor, director pala. Inaamin ko ang pagkakamali ko. Ang pagkakamali ko ay minahal ko siya," she added.

I could feel vomit coming out of my mouth. If that was intended to garner sympathy, it did the opposite. I got annoyed because it was soooo pathetic. She's trying to portray herself as an innocent victim and she's not. Someone who knowingly capitalizes on her fake body for fame and fortune is not a victim. Someone who had a relationship with Mike Magat in her teens is not a victim. A starlet who constantly lies about her relationship with the opposite sex (coughkrislawrencecough, coughhaydenkhocough) is not victim.

And her line about "patay na siya may video pa rin siya." Dear, by the time the Senate is done with you, so is the public's interest in your sex video. You're not the first woman to have a sex video scandal and you won't be the last.

I hope Katrina is the last one. Pero walang pangil ang batas dito. So it all boils down to values. It seems like "let's make a sex video to prove your love to me" is the new "you will go to bed with me if you really love me." Girls, just say no.

Hayden Kho took those sex videos. Katrina Halili knew she was being taped in some of the videos, in others she doesn't. Two of Hayden Kho's friends are the main suspects in spreading the videos. Eh ano ngayon, Bong? Makakabuo ka ng batas using these information? The Senate is above all these information.

I was hoping to see IT specialists being grilled on how to detect the source of an online sex video link. I was hoping to see software people who know about devices that will allow parents to monitor their child's Internet surfing activities.

Instead mga walang kwentang kadramahan, grandstanding at kabobohan ang nakita ko.

Dingdong Dantes Denies MGD Tattoo

I could feel my few remaining brain cells slowly dying while reading the article below. Why can't these celebrities just say yes or no to a question? DO they think fans are as stupid as they are? Okay, I'm not going to say anything else because I love Dingdong and Marian. Not since the Guy and Pip and Vi and Bot loveteams has a couple made a kilig.

I'll give Dingdong a pass on this one. He's probably drunk to his gills during the interview.

Story after the jump.

During the victory party for Manny Pacquiao last May 22, at the Renaissance Hotel, Dingdong Dantes denied having a tattoo of Marian Rivera's name on his ankle.

Kamakailan ay nabalitang nagpa-tattoo raw siya. Alibata (alpabeto ng sinaunang Pilipino) raw ang sabi ni Dingdong sa mga nakakita ng tattoo niya.

"Hindi, wala akong sinasabing Alibata siya. Wala akong sinasabing gano'n," tanggi niya.

Kung hindi niya sinabi 'yon, kanino nanggaling ang deskripsyon na Alibata nga ang tattoo niya?

"Hindi ko alam. Basta wala akong sinasabing gano'n," paglilinaw pa ni Dong.

Pero ayon sa mga nakakita, "MGD" raw ang tila basa sa tattoo niya. Ano nga ba ang ibig sabihin ng MGD na 'yon?

"Kanya-kanyang interpretasyon, e. Yung tattoo, minsan nakikita ko, minsan hindi, e. Pero tuwing nakikita ko, may iba't ibang sinasabi sa akin, e. May araw sinasabi sa aking...aaah...'May Ginto Dito.'"

Yun na nga ba talaga ang ibig sabihin niyon?

"Depende. Paiba-iba. Tuwing linggo-linggo, nag-iiba ang meaning. Minsan hindi ko makita, minsan nakikita ko. Ganun-gano'n," pagdadahilan pa ni Dingdong.

Pero nang tanungin ng PEP kung para kanino ba ang pagpapa-tattoo niyang 'yon, nag-iba ng statement ang Kapuso hunk.

"Wala naman akong sinabing nagpa-tattoo ako, e," ani Dingdong.

Paalala sa kanya ng PEP, may lumabas kasing balita na nagpa-tattoo nga siya at may nakakita pa.

"E, yun nga, minsan may nakikita ako, minsan wala. Maybe it's all just my imagination. Ha-ha-ha! Okey na yun. 'Wag na nating pag-usapan yun," pagtatapos na lang ni Dingdong na ikinalito ng PEP.

Lolit Solis Versus Hayden Kho's Mother

Talent manager Lolit Solis, the former manager of Hayden Kho, lashed back at the mother of celebrity doctor Hayden Kho Jr. and denied instructing Katrina Halili to shed tears before television cameras after the actress’ sex video with the controversial doctor flooded cyberspace.

"Huwag kung sinu-sino ang sinisisi niyo. Basta ito tandaan mo, Mrs. Kho, isipin mong mabuti ang ginagawa ng anak mo para alam mo kung saan mo siya matutulungan. Parang kinukunsinti mo pa," Solis said in an interview on GMA’s Unang Hirit.

In a television interview on Monday night, Irene Kho alleged that Solis “orchestrated" Halili’s earlier interview with GMA News so the actress model could gain public sympathy.

Breaking her silence and taking up the cudgels for her son, Mrs. Kho also claimed Halili introduced her son to drug use.

"Ms. Katrina Halili, nabili na ang arte mo. Sabihin mo, ikaw ang naglulon sa anak ko sa droga," Irene Kho said over ABS-CBN's TV Patrol news program.

But Solis said Mrs. Kho was only being "demented" while Halili’s camp reportedly plans to sue Kho’s mother for her accusations.

In the television interview, Mrs. Kho likewise slammed Sen. Ramon Bong Revilla Jr. for supposedly dragging her into the mess. She, however, did not elaborate.

Who Is Behind The Spread of Hayden Kho Sex Videos?

Erik Johnson Chua has issued a statement to PEP (Philippine Entertainment Portal) regarding his involvement in the proliferation of the sex videos of Dr. Hayden Kho and several women.

Erik was once a very close friend of Hayden, but he has now been named by Optical Media Board chairman Edu Manzano as the person who leaked the sex videos to the general public.

Hayden himself, in a television interview, has hinted that he suspects that the persons who leaked the video are friends of his who are angry with him for wrongs he has committed. There is strong buzz that Hayden is referring to Erik Chua and to Bistek Rosario.

Erik has told PEP that he is a graduate of the University of Sto. Tomas, the same academic institution where Hayden graduated from. But contrary to media reports, Erik is not a doctor and neither is he a fraternity brother of Hayden.

Meanwhile, Sen. Ma. Ana Consuelo Madrigal claimed that a relatively well-known personality – and not Eric Johnston Chua – leaked the controversial sex videos of celebrity doctor Hayden Kho Jr.

Madrigal, in a radio interview, branded as wrong Optical Media Board’s earlier claim that Chua – Kho’s fraternity brother who is believed to have obtained a copy of the videos – was behind the proliferation of the private footage all over the Internet.

“Mayroon akong information, pero ayaw pa lumabas para mag-corroborate, na nagsasabi na hindi naman si Chua ang bumili at nagkalat [I have information – which still need corroboration – indicating that Chua did not steal then sell the videos," the senator said.

Filipino Director Brillante Mendoza Wins Best Directora At Cannes

It's always good to hear homegrown actors and directors getting recognition at film festivals abroad. But it's sad that we don't appreciate the kinds of films these talented directors have to offer. Our local movie industry will remain in the dumps as long as we patronize movies such as Enteng Kabisote, the 100th sequel, Mano Po, Part 1,000, etc.

Full story below.

Filipino director Brillante Mendoza won as Best Director at the 62nd edition of the Cannes International Film Festival in France. Brillante Mendoza won over renowned filmmakers like Quentin Tarantino (Inglourious Basterds) and Ang Lee (Taking Woodstock) for the said category.

Mendoza is the first Filipino to win Best Director at Cannes for a full-length film. Mendoza made his debut at Cannes last year with Serbis, which was also In Competition.

The director won for the crime film "Kinatay" (The Execution of P), which tells the grisly fate of a kidnap-rape victim (played by Maria Isabel Lopez) who is beaten up before she is murdered and hacked to pieces.

It is interesting to note that Filipina actress Mercedes Cabral played important roles in two award-winning films in Cannes. She was handpicked to portray a Filipina married to a Korean in the vampire film Bak-Jwi and she played the wife of Coco Martin in Kinatay.

In the Un Certain Regard section, the film Police Adjective of Corneliu Porumboiu (Romania) took the top jury prize. Raya Martin's Independencia, a historical drama starring Sid Lucero and Tetchie Agbayani, is the Philippines' first entry to this section.

Adolfo Alix Jr. and Raya Martin's Manila, starring Piolo Pascual, was one of ten films given a special screening but it did not compete in Cannes.

Aside from the aforementioned three full-length Filipino films, two short films also participated in Cannes 2009. These are: Sabongero directed by Filipino-American Janice Perez and the animated short Manong Maong helmed by Aissa Peñafiel and Miguel Ocampo.

Baron Geisler Accused of Sexual Harrassment by Yasmien Kurdi

LushActor Baron Geisler is again accused of sexual harassment, this time by Kapuso star Yasmien Kurdi. This fucker doesn't know it yet, but he needs help. Badly. I can smell the alcohol wafting from Baron from my computer screen. This alcoholic bastard needs to be locked up. It will probably do him good, seeing that he can't stay away from alcohol. I don't care if he's a good actor. He is still pervy and sleazy.


Full story below.

Yasmien Kurdi and her lawyer Ferdinand Topacio went to the Women and Children Protection Center of the Philippine National Police at Camp Crame in Quezon City on Monday, 25 May, to file acts of lasciviousness complaint against actor Baron Geisler, who joined GMA Network recently.

Aside from acts of lasciviousness case, Kurdi also filed a complaint of unjust vexation against Geisler.

The two first met on May 19, but the incident happened during a taping for a new GMA show last May 21.

According to an article on Philippine Entertainment Portal (PEP), Baron reportedly approached his co-star, Yasmien, and then, without warning touched the actress’ body.
PEP quoted an unidentified non-showbiz source as saying that Baron looked strange during the taping of GMA-7's upcoming primetime telenovela Suspetsa, directed by Mark Reyes.

The source said: “Una, nagla-laptop si Yas [Yasmien's nickname]. 'Tapos nakikitingin lang si Baron. 'Tapos kinalkal [ni Baron] gamit ni Yas. Noong nagpapahinga na si Yas sa tent niya para matulog, tinabihan bigla ni Baron. Niyakap siya. After no'n, while on take, dapat beso lang daw yung scene, pero tina-try siya halikan."

PEP added: “In a scene where Yasmien, who was wearing a dress, was supposed to go up a spiral staircase, Baron, according to the source, waited for Yasmien to go up "para silipan."

After the take, Baron, said the PEP source, masturbated in front of Yasmien.

Jennylyn Mercado, and Yasmien's personal Assistant (PA) reportedly saw the scene. The PA was able to record the incident with a cell phone camera, according to PEP.

PEP reported that Baron has apologized to Yasmien, claiming that he could not remember doing what he was supposed to have done. Kurdi has not withdrawn her complaint.

Geisler's counsel Carlos Alentajan declined to comment because he has not yet received copies of the complaints.

Geisler has previously been accused of the same offense by the 21-year-old daughter of William Martinez and Ma. Rosario “Yayo" Aguila-Martinez.

Zorro Star Richard Gutierrez Hurt in Car Accident

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An assistant of actor Zorro star Richard Gutierrez was killed while the matinee idol and his bodyguard were injured after they figured in a road accident in Cavite province before dawn on Friday, 22 May .

The accident occurred at 1:20 a.m. at an accident-prone area at the Santa Rosa-Tagaytay Road in Puting Kahoy village in Silang town in Cavite.

Gutierrez’s car hit a post and fell into a deep ravine, and hit a coconut tree. Gutierrez's assistant, Norman Pardo, died while being treated at the Adventist University of the Philippines Hospital.

Gutierrez, 25, and his bodyguard George Mastura, suffered relatively minor injuries and were rushed to the Tagaytay Hospital for treatment.

Initial investigation showed Gutierrez was on his way home from a shooting when the accident occurred.

He was the one driving the Nissan Skyline GTR sports car.

The area where the mishap took place is “accident-prone" as it is near a blind curve. There have been complaints that there are no lights or safety barriers on that part of the road.

James "J.T." Thomas, Jr. Emerges as Winner of Survivor Tocantins

I'm tickled pink because finally after Survivor Guatemala the castaway I was rooting for won. I flove J.T. in the game! Though I can't understand half of what he's saying because of his marble mouth, there's always the subtitles. Sans subtitles, I'm content seeing beginnings of J.T's beer belly J.T.'s scruffy face, obviously!. My favorite scene of JT, obviously, is that little shower porn on Episode 13 at the Governor's Mansion. :P

I was also happy just seeing him stuff his face with food from the Reward Challenges. Freaking awesome! Seriously, J.T. is the first winner not to see his name being written down on one of those paper thingies during tribal councils and the first winner to get a unanimous vote from the jury.

I was so emotionally invested in the game that I was reading so many Survivor forums. All it gave me was paranoia because I was reading all sorts of speculations about who the final two would be. I should have known that my boy J.T. will win the last two immunity challenges.

This is also the first season when I started watching insider clips and Ponderosa clips. That's how invested I was. If you want to watch these clips, don't go to CBS or YouTube because these sites don't allow viewing if you are in a third world country. Okay, CBS bans viewing if you are outside the US. A good soul commented here that I am resourceful. :P Yes, I am, because I found a site that uploads videos that I can't watch on CBS.

To all Stephen and Taj lovers, okay and Erin fans, don't hate. Take all the bitterness away because it's just a game. It has been fated in the stars that J.T. will win Survivor Tocantins. All cows in the entire planet would be in mourning if J.T. had lost.

Anyway, congrats J.T. and to Stephen too because he likes J.T. a lot. May you both double, triple, quadruple, and other "-uples' the money you've won! :D

See you this fall for Survivor Samoa!

Oh, and Kris Allen won this year's American Idol.

Hayden Kho-Vicki Belo Sex Video May Be Coming Near Your Pirated CD Store

Yup! There is a sex video between the cougar and her prey, according to Vicki Belo herself. The video is filmed with mutual consent, and the agreement was that the video will be erased immediately after filming is over.

Vicki Belo is now afraid copies of the video will find their way online, and in Quiapo and other haven for pirated CDs. OMG! Only a freak would want to watch an inanimate object, specifically plastic, have sex with a human being.

According to Vicki Belo's friend and confidante Lolit Solis, Hayden Kho is remorseful about the whole incident. The videotapes are Hayden's way of documenting memories. Others store memories in diaries, he does it through a video camera. So, visual pala si Hayden. Please, bitch! Don't be getting deep on me. The videos are jack off materials, nothing more.

Hayden Kho got himself quite a comprehensive collection of sex videos. He started filming his sexcapades when he was 17 years old. So he has been a freak for that long.

Hayden Kho has emerged from his padded cell to publicly apologize the incident. Bitch, please! You are only sorry the tapes were leaked. As for Bong Revilla, his reaction to Hayden Kho's apology was: "Sorry? Yung lang?" no pa gusto mo gawin ni Hayden Kho? Maglaslas ng pulso sa harap mo?

Bong Revilla should Shut the fuck up already. I get a bad taste in my mouth every time I see him talk about respecting women.

Hayden Kho Sex Videos II

There is a third Hayden Kho sex video. This time featuring a Brazilian model. The video is not worth watching because the view is off center. If you are fond of staring at an aircon unit, then feel free to google it.

Rufa Mae Quinto is also said to have a sex video with Hayden Kho. But with Bong Revila already meddling in the case, the video will not probably see the light of day. Rufa Mae and Bong Revilla - you do the math. If there is a Vicki Belo-Hayden Kho sex video, then God help us all. Have a bucket on hand for when Vicki Belo is making the O-face.

The latest on the Hayden Kho sex video saga is that Katrina Halili has gone to the NBI to formally file a complaint against Hayden Kho. Other victims are being encouraged to come forward to strengthen the case against the cosmetic doctor.

This is now a national issue because the Senate has scheduled an investigation, and some members of the House have also joined the fray. Why not leave it to the NBI and the DOJ?

Oh, yeah. This is a case involving a major celebrity. Every eyes of the Filipino viewing public will be tuned in to the issue. What a perfect vehicle to gain face and name recognition to help them in the coming national elections.

Hayden Kho has already been placed on the on Immigration watchlist to prevent him from leaving the country. He was supposed to hold his 29th birthday celebration on Friday, May 22, but that has been canceled. As for Vicki Belo, she and her children are said to be flying to Europe.

According to Katrina, four people have possession of the videos. The talk is that person who released the videos is an ex-best friend who gave Hayden’s stolen laptop to Vicki. This person and his group of friends tried to get even with Hayden to punish him for sleeping with the ex-bestfriend's girlfriend.

Karma is a bitch!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Hayden Kho Sex Videos

Little video grabs above. The actual videos is a little more satisfying, in a perverse kinda way.

If you want to see the video, you have to download it from the source from where I got it. The URL after the JUMP. I don't know if the videos is readily watchable in any video-sharing site. In one of the forums I frequent, there's a member that suggested not to watch the video in respect to the women who were in it. Fuck that.

To all who want to see the videos, download here. Thanks to Pinoy-Simbian. UPDATE: Pinoy-Simbian is no longer working. All I found is a domain parking. It must have experienced a deluge of traffic since the sex video scandal, or is laying low. This post alone garnered me more than 1,000 hits in 1 day. I didn't know there's so many perverts curious people out there. :D Oh, well. Off we go to Hidalgo Street.


A little Internet sleuthing, i.e. Google, and I found the much-talked about sex videos of Hayden Kho. The first video is of Katrina Halili and Hayden Kho. The second was with Maricar Reyes, a commercial model and actress who appeared in I Love Betty La Fea.

Oh, wow. I discovered that there is an ick-factor when I view sex videos involving people I know about. I much prefer the impersonality of porn videos starring professional fuck stars.

The people in Hayden Kho's little foray into movie making, they are all screwed, literally and figuratively, including Hayden Kho himself. HAHAHAHA I will be waiting how he will explain himself.

If Vicki Belo has seen these videos and she still took Hayden Kho back, it only means she has been hypnotized by the dick.

Alec Baldwin Gets Flack for Filipino-Mail-Order-Bride Remark

I liked Alec Baldwin better when he wasn't so bloated.


The Filipino over-sensitivity rears again. Hollywood actor Alec Baldwin is being criticized for his remark about "buying himself a Filipino or Russian mail-order-bride" during his live appearance in the Late Show with David Letterman. Senator Loren Legarda, since the national election is just around the corner, has jumped into the issue and demanded that the actor issue an apology.

I am not Internet savvy, but I know there are sites for Filipina mail-order brides. There are also Filipinas who have arranged marriages with foreigners in order to leave the country. It is not wrong to feel affronted when we hear insensitive remarks like this. Pero para umarte na akala mo ay sakdal linis ang ating kababaihan? Magbulag-bulagan na hindi ito nangyayari?

Loren Legarda said that buying mail-order brides is illegal. We all know that. But there are still Internet sites like this that operate under the guise of personals site. So what are you gonna about it?

Excuse me for being blunt, but here's what I have to say: Tama na ang pangungurakot para mabigyan ng trabaho ang mga Pilipino. Nang sa ganun mawala na ang mga nakakalat na mga katulong na kasama ang mga lalaking foreigner sa Malate, Makati at iba pang parte ng Pilipinas.

If women's groups must really flame Alec Baldwin, put this in your letter of protest. "We take offense to being insulted by a man who gets pleasure from being fucked in the ass by a dildo; and a father who called his daughter a "pig" for not answering his phone calls."

Alec Baldwin is a lunatic; an actor who is not funny outside of 30 Rock. Didn't you know the banter with David Letterman is not scripted? So why expect something relevant to come out of his mouth?

Katrina Halili Gets An Ally in Bong Revilla

I really like (as in super) the photo above. So, dignified, right?


The Vicki Belo-Hayden Kho-Katrina Halili love triangle has been resurrected after videos of a scantily-clad Katrina and Hayden Kho rehearsing a dance number were made public online. There are also sex videos featuring a comedianne and a beauty queen. I thought for sure I've heard the last of this ewe-inspiring issue. Bleh.

Now Bong Revilla (I can't sincerely call him senator because I did not vote for him) has become involved in the issue. No, hindi nya binahay si Katrina. In a privilege speech, Bong Revilla demanded the revocation of Hayden Kho's license as a medical doctor for allegedly uploading the videos of him doing the nasty with several women.

I am so glad to know that Hayden Kho is now an issue of significant national interest that can warrant a privilege speech in the highest legislative body in the land.

HAHAHAH... OMG! Bong Revilla has made himself the protector of women against perverts, peeping toms and purveyor of online sex videos. Who will protect women against cheating husbands? Baka si Lani Mercado pag nanalo siya sa Kongreso. Kongreso ba or barangay captain sa Cavite? Really, care ko.

There are really so many sanctimonious souls in this country, who prides itself as being the biggest Catholic nation in Asia. If it were any other senator making this privilege speech, I would have listened. As it is, I was LMAO and thinking "kettle meet black." Geesh, of all people. But on a positive note, Bong Revilla's acting experience came in handy because he really came across as indignant on behalf of Katrina Halili during his speech. I commend him for that. FAMAS-worthy.

Now, I will pretend that Bong Revilla was not the senator in that podium so I can focus on the issue of Internet sex videos.

Stupid bitches who let their boyfriends take a photo or video of them naked or having sex is a stupid bitch. If you really must do it to spice up your sex life, as soon as the shoot is over take that memory card and hide it.

To make sure that you are not unknowingly being videotaped, go have sex in a neutral place. Meaning, not in your boyfriend's room or house where videotaping devices can be strategically installed. If you can't do that, then you're a cheap whore who should not be having sex at all.

A smart bitch takes responsibility for her life and actions. If you don't, and there's a sex video of you, then you become a poor and hapless woman, as what Bong Revilla termed it. Stupid bitch. Not the woman, but Bong Revilla.

The Secret Wedding Is Not A Private Wedding After All

I've had enough of Judy Ann Santos and Ryan Agoncillo blathering about their "secret" wedding every where. It's been three weeks and I can't watch TV or read a magazine without their happy mugs telling everyone how they managed to fool everyone about their weddings plans.

They wanted the ceremony itself to be solemn and private, that's why they got rid of the superfluous elements from the occasion. Meaning no fans, no media and no other friends except the closest ones, who will later on blab about their participation in the event, feeling so proud that they got to be invited in this "oh-so-secret wedding." They minded that many people will ruin the wedding for them, but they didn't mind that reporters are all tripping all over themselves trying to get the exclusive.

These two wanted to have their cake and eat it too. And the media allowed them to. The want the privacy, but it's now a free-for-all after they got what they wanted. I'm being a jelly h8ter or an ampalaya. It's just all these coverage is getting annoying. Nakakasawa na. Kumbaga sa litson, nakakaumay na.

I was hoping the last of the coverage was the wedding in its entirety exclusively shown on ABS-CBN. But nope. There is still the exclusive wedding photos on the June 2009 issue of YES! Magazine. I didn't know that you can get married in April and still end up a June bride. That's how long the attention has been on the Judy Ann-Ryan wedding.

After the wedding, there is the exclusive unveiling of their marital house in Paranaque to exploit next. Then the pregnancy and birth of their first bio son or daughter. Judy Ann already announced that she will make herself scarce during her pregnancy because she doesn't want to be seen bloated. Vanity or another scheme to focus attention on her? I'm sure if she could manage it, she would hide in a cave and give birth there to give a cast of certainfreakiness uniqueness to the major event.

This secret wedding is nothing more than a PR scam - to get more attention and money out of it. I will let our dog eat my shoe if they did not get a centavo from that ABS-CBN exclusive and that exclusive magazine photo shoot.

It's A Slow Week In Local Showbiz

It's a slow week in local showbiz. There is no scandal or gossip worth posting. So here I am posting about the premier night of BFF, the comedy movie starring Sharon Cuneta and Ai Ai de las Alas.

The surprise in the movie is the cameo appearance of Gabby Concepcion. Much as I love to have Gabby and Sharon in one screen shot, I prefer to wait for a full-length movie. I will be waiting for BFF on cable because P120 is too much just to see Gabby and Sharon at the end of the movie.

Ai Ai de las Alas attended the premier with Julio Chavez, who is not, I repeat, not yet Ai Ai's boyfriend, according to Ai Ai. I would have given Ai Ai the side-eye If I was at the premier. Me thinks Ai Ai is afraid to jump the gun and jinx a potential love affair, or she's not admitting the status of her relationship with her suitor (I'm using the word loosely) so it would be easy enough to explain the guy's absence once his part in the gimmick Ai Ai's life is over.

In other boring showbiz news, Willie Revillame has broken ground on his theater mall near ABS CBN. Who wants to expound on the riches and influence of Willie Revillame? Not me.

Candy Pangilinan made a tasteless joke about Igorots during her gig in Baguio City. She has apologized with matching, and I'm sure all is forgiven. She said she was tried because of all the "rackets" she's been doing. In this economy, who could blame her for accepting jobs left and right?

After her disappearing act, Jennylyn Mercado's birthday concert is still a go. Sinong namuhunan ang magka cancel ng concert kahit pa pa-diva at may attitude pa ang star of the show? Just make sure you lock Jennylyn in her room, always know her whereabouts so she will be sure to attend her own concert. She may disappear again and this time finally admit that there are voices in her head making her do all these crazy things.

Jennylyn Mercado Explains Her Disappearance

Remember the news that Jennylyn Mercado went missing for two days? Well, the young star has resurfaced, appearing on time at the location of her teledrama "Paano Ba Ang Mangarap." But the thing is, she's telling a different story from the one her manager Becky Aguila fed the press.

According to our dear Jennylyn, she had been two sick to make it to her live interview on StarTalk and the mini presscon for her birthday concert. She has not left her house at all. However, the manager told reporters that Jennylyn went out alone and drover herself to a supposedly digital camera repair shop and then to a beauty salon. She added that she was not able to answer her phone because of all the flu medication that she took. THIS.IS.PURE.BULLCRAP. If you have to lie, make sure it matches everyone's story.

Some are saying that Jennylyn pulled this disappearing trick as a revenge against her manager after they fought over some issue. Homegurl is disturbed in the head for sure. Why would she pull something that would make her appear unprofessional... and mentally unstable?

I have a theory that Jennylyn saw that interview of her baby daddy's mother during the Baby Shower for Cheska Garcia, Jennylyn's ex-sister-in-law. The mother said something like she was excited with her first apo. Ouch! Major diss! That major diss fucked up Jennylyn's already fucked up head, I think. So she went out for a while to clear the cobwebs in her head.

Jennylyn Mercado, from Starstruck Ultimate Female Survivor to the successor to Snooky Serna as the patron saint of mental illness. LOL.

Vicki Belo and Hayden Kho: Are They Back Together?

There are speculations that plastic surgeon and the poster child of bad plastic surgery Vicki and youngest son ex-boyfriend Hayden Kho are back in each others arms. They were spotted at the Manny Pacquiao-Ricky Hatton bout in Las Vegas. They even bumped into Rufa Mae Quinto, but dedmahan silang tatlo. Now, they were seen arriving separately at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport, but went inside together to catch their flight to Japan.

Do we need confirmation that they are back together? Neither Vicki Belo nor Hayden Kho is talking. The media should leave them be. Cougar and prey are perfect for each other. They both get something from the other, okay? I'll leave it at that. Are you imagining what is sex like between these two? I'm thinking a pillow or a plastic bag comes in handy every time.

Anyway, I hope they finally confirm the status of their relationship so reporters can stop hounding them. I mean who cares if they are f**king again? If they could just drop into obscurity so I don't see their mugs on my TV again, it would mean two less annoying celebrities in showbiz.

David Cook and David Archuleta in Manila

American Idol 7 winner David Cook and runner up David Archuleta arrived this afternoon, May 12. They arrived separately at the Ninoy International Airport, with David Cook arriving two hours earlier than David Archuleta.

The singers are here to perform in a concert titled "David Cook & David Archuleta: Live in Manila, on May 16 at the SM Mall of Asia Concert Grounds. But before the concert, the two Davids will have a press conference on May 14. They are also set to make an appearance on Sis and Eat Bulaga on May 14.

David Cook was one of the more successful products of the American Idol franchise. But not the entire fandom was happy when David Cook over David Archuleta. Watch these bunch of girls get tortured while waiting for Ryan Seacrest announce the winner of American Idol 7 and watch their world come crushing down when David Cook was announced the winner.

Click, click, click.

Jennylyn Mercado is M.I.A.

Okay, here's the gist. Jennylyn Mercado was a no show at a supposedly live appearance on StarTalk last Saturday, May 9, and on a mini prescon for her birthday concert at the Music Museum on May 14 titled "I am Woman." Jennylyn also failed to attend an earlier press conference for her birthday concert.

Jennylyn told the manager, Becky Aguila, that she will get her camera fixed and then get her hair styled before proceeding to the studio where the interview was to be held. She drove her car alone. Until now neither her manager nor her close relatives know Jennylyn's whereabouts.

I know why Jennylyn is missing. It is because she is a mental illness waiting to happen. Girl was a victim of child abuse and clearly that trauma has fucked up her brain. I'm not armchair psychoanalyzing either. Proof that all is not right up there with Jennylyn. Exhibit A: going from delish Mark Herras to wonky-eyed Patrick Garcia. 'Nuff said.

Giving birth appeared to have made her worse. Exhibit B: Her firm insistence that her child not see the baby daddy. It's not pride; it's mental illness, or the beginning of. Clearly girl can't live without drama in her life. It's like she believes that life is not worth living if it is all quiet and chill in her personal life.

I had a random sighting with this girl when she just won "Starstruck I Ultimate Female Survivor." She's very pretty, but pretty in showbiz can take you up to just a certain point. With that being said, I hope her relatives find her soon. I'm eager to find out what kind of BS she's going to pull out to explain her missing for nearly 24 hours. Geesh, we may have to wait for days if she doesn't turn up soon.

Speaking of mental illness, Snooky Serna is on a warpath with Gina Alajar. It all started when Ms Gina, as a parting shot, told Snooky "Oh huwag mala-late ha?" in front of reporters during a story conference for their indie film. Snooky felt disrespected because all people who heard laughed.

It must really hurt being the punchline to a joke, but just ease the pain with your money. Snooky now runs a few businesses. She now owns a car; not just a car, but a luxury vehicle. She can now also afford to buy branded gowns. Her situation now is so different from a few years ago when she wanted to change her name to Kate. Who could blame her for trying to escape the reality that is her life? She should have been wallowing in money, having worked her butt off since at a very young age. Realizing you're Purita Mirasol is enough to force one into the deep end.

I really have to hand it to Snooky. Really, there is a savvy mind under that mental illness. Land yourself a rich man, and voila! every thing is good and dandy. I hate to say it but money can really make things happen, even cure mental illness.

Abby Cruz: Passionate or Desperate?

I wouldn't normally notice a part-time actress/celebrity like Abby Cruz, but it has been bugging me that homegirl has been to practically to every beauty pageant created by man. Girl is a pro in the beauty contest circuit that she has mastered that pageant-ready mug and smile. Let's see. She joined Bb Pilipinas 2007 and won second runner up. She was one of the unlucky "thank you, girls" in Bb Pilipinas 2009. Most recently, she joined the "Century Tuna Superbods 2009." Luz Valdez pa rin, sa awa ng Dios. Awww...

An yeah, she's the girlfriend of host Paolo Bediones. With so many beauty contests that this girl had joined and failed to win, this single fact seems to have become an afterthought.

It escapes me why Abby had to join Bb Pilipinas twice. If you did not win the first, why do you think you would on the second try? Parang visa application yan sa US embassy, eh. Pag nag apply ka ng first time at na-reject, huwag ka mag try ulet unless your circumstances changed, like may namatay kang kamag-anak na napamanahan ka ng lupa at negosyo.

Speaking of beauty pageants, behold this stunning and smart beauty from the Ms Panama 2009 contest. Ms Giosue Cozzarelli gave the most profound answer when asked about her thoughts on one of Confucious' quotes.



Look at her face. She was like "Ohh, I know the answer to this." Hair bleach or hair dye must kill brain cells. Why else would we get pure comedy gold when Confucius and beauty pageant contestants mix together?

Let's be real. Beauty pageants are tits and ass competition. Nothing wrong with that, let's move along to the swimsuit competition.

Beauty fades, but dumb is forever.

Juday-Ryan Secret Wedding Is Wedding of the Year

The secret wedding turned out to be the much-talked about wedding of the year. Judy Ann Santos and Ryan Agoncillo were able to pull off their wedding last April 28 in a small church in San Juan, Batangas without the entire Philippines knowing. Details of the wedding were hush-hush because the couple wanted their special day to be solemn and attended only by close friends and family.

Okay, I must admit they look so happy together. I hate them. :P

Individually, I am meh about Judy Ann and Ryan Agoncillo. But together, they are one of the few real and reel couples who make me kilig. It was un-"famewhorish" of them to be tight-lipped about their wedding plans, so I though "good for them." Considering that local TV networks try to outbid each other to get the exclusive wedding coverage of celebrities and non-celebrities alike (hello Ina Revilla and whatshisface), what Judy Ann and Ryan accomplished was no mean feat.

But then, I spoke too soon because immediately the following day they are all over my TV explaining why they could not invite all the press, the fans, as well as the employees and executives of Meralco. You made the wedding a secret deliberately, so own it! I don't get the apology simply because, as heartless as it may sound, all those who are not invited are just extras. They will not make your special day more special because the people who matter are in attendance already. Sorry fans, but you have to see the wedding second-hand.

If I were a celebrity, my wedding would be a closed-door affair. Let's face it. There are fans who are ignorante. As soon as they see a celebrity they will start screaming, take photos or videos. We've seen those fans sa lamay ni Fernando Poe, Jr and the wedding of Sharon Cuneta and Gabby Concepcion. So, NO! The fans are out. Panoorin nyo na lang sa TV or bili ng magazine para makita ang photos.

The media blitz following the Juday Ann-Ryan wedding included all sorts of interviews with the newly weds. I've watched and heard several of those and all I can say is there is no concept of "TMI" and "none of your business" whatsoever. The couple was asked if something happened during their first night. I was like "ugh! taaaacky!" Who asks that kind of question?! More importantly who gamely answers that kind of question?

There were several wedding receptions where the not-invited can attend. Papa Piolo Pascual was invited to one of receptions. Good for him for not attending because it was probably a meaningless invitation. Like "it's good if you attend. It's also good if you don't. No skin off my nose" kinda thing. In short pakitang tao na invitation. Okay, I'm probably giving too much credit to Papa Piolo in the self-awareness department, but that's how I read the situation.

Papa Piolo can turn the tables on them when it's time for him to get married. In an interview, Papa Piolo said he's not yet getting married because he's still saving money. So until then, we need to have our Congress pass the birth control law, the divorce law and same-sex marriage law.

Ai Ai de las Alas Is Dating a Venezuelan Model

Comedianne Ai Ai de las Alas revealed that she is currently dating a 25-year-old model from Venezuela named Julio Cabrera. Oy, yummy! Kainis! They were introduced through Bong Quintana, the long-time boyfriend of Ai Ai's manager, Boy Abunda. The two are still in the getting to know stage, meaning they go out on dates with other friends present. Ai Ai clarifies that they are not yet boyfriend-girlfriend.

If you're still looking for reasons why the world is unfair, this is it. Namputcha! Ang haba ng baba mo, Ai Ai! Bongga! I hope this is true and not just a publicity stunt. Remember, Ai Ai is promoting "BFF," her movie with mega star Sharon Cuneta. When Ai Ai was promoting her filmfest movie, "Tanging Ina," she was talking about plans to pursue a political career. I just rolled my eyes because in the movie, Ai Ai ran for President and won. Hay gimik!

Ai Ai is another cougar in the making. I read this blind item about a pop singer who only goes after men younger than she is because she is of the belief young men makes her younger. In other words, nasisipsip niya ang kasariwaan ng mga lalaking mas bata sa kanya. Sorry to the DOMs and men in her age bracket because ang ating pop star ay walang sariwa na maasahan sa kanila.

Martin Nievera in Hot Water For Singing National Anthem Wrong

Martin Nievera is in deep sh*t for singing the Philippine National Anthem "Lupang Hinirang" wrong during the pre-fight ceremony for the Manny Pacquiao-Ricky Hatton bout on May 2. It was the National Historical Institute that started it all when some official from that agency said that Martin's rendition was all kinds of wrong. And now a congressman from Cavite is charging Martin for violating the Flag and Heraldic Code, whatever that is.

The NHI and that lawmaker should just STFU and move along. If were are being strict about it, how about they arrest and jail Filipinos who answer "Bayang Magiliw" when ask what the title of our national anthem is during very tensed situations like the Q&A of Go Bingo. Or Filipinos who don't stop when the national anthem is being sung. Or those in the movie theaters who don't stand up when they hear Lupang Hinirang before the last full show.

Can't we just accept that there was no intention to disrespect the national anthem? Is putting Martin Nievera in jail for singing Lupang Hinirang wrong more important than say, cleaning the water and sewage systems of garbage because typhoon season is upon us?

I'm imagining if Martin does go to jail, he'd definitely be a prison bitch. If I'm not mistaken the pecking order in jail depends on what the type crime you've been convicted. The masters would definitely be those hardcore murderers, drug dealers or kidnappers (but definitely not the rapists or child touchers because they are the default prison bitches, I think). I'm just saying it's hard to establish "prison cred" if the crime that put you in jail is for singing the national anthem wrong.